This three hours of sleep per night is not fun anymore. I want one of those cartoon mallets that makes my eyelids read “OUT COLD,” and nobody makes them for purchase. - ThreadSky

amerrill2.bsky.social • 6 days ago

This three hours of sleep per night is not fun anymore.

I want one of those cartoon mallets that makes my eyelids read “OUT COLD,” and nobody makes them for purchase.

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robbedoflife.bsky.social•5 days ago

dear that's called a sledge hammer. have to go to a hardware store for one of those

jezibelle.bsky.social•6 days ago

What I'd give for an ACME catalog.

serenegoddess.bsky.social•5 days ago

Why are you only getting 3 hours ?

amerrill2.bsky.social•5 days ago

Depression + Busy brain = insomnia.

serenegoddess.bsky.social•5 days ago

Ahh. Not a fun combo.

thetariqm.bsky.social•4 days ago

Have you had a sleep study?

auberjeangenie.bsky.social•5 days ago

I suffer horrendously from insomnia too and have found Costco's Sleep Aid to be pretty close to a mallet. It's Doxylamine succinate, it's OTC and not addictive.

amerrill2.bsky.social•5 days ago

And it’s from a non-crappy store!

Bonus!

catherinesnook.bsky.social•4 days ago

There's a thought!!
It's hell isn't it? It's worse when I've gotten two hours of deep sleep; if I wake up then, I know to expect to stay awake for at least two or three hours & get heavy eyelids when it's time to get up!

jorgepeppertrees.bsky.social•4 days ago

You have to be gifted it for the item to imbue its magical properties onto your eyelids.

ajnyx.bsky.social•5 days ago

You too? It's like lately my brain decides 3-4 hrs sleep is enough for the night, time to start thinking and running through nonsense! I am exhausted. I've been told that untreated ADHD can be a culprit.

hivibebadbitch.bsky.social•5 days ago

I need one too! Go figure with the world on fire! 🤦🏽‍♀️

noctusrabbit.bsky.social•4 days ago

Always have gad sleep issues. My brain just doesnt decide to wind down so I can stay up 24hrs no issue. Meds are needed. I can say it sure does suck! So I feel you on that.

auntnainsi426.bsky.social•5 days ago

Check Etsy

disgrosstinggg.bsky.social•4 days ago

fucking mood. been waking up every 2 hours for the last week bc of anxiety. shit's takin a toll, man.

shatter.bsky.social•5 days ago

The new meds have kicked in so my pain is better.

I've got a bad herination/ tear on L4/L5 and the others arnt too happy either down there.

Not on weed first time since Friday and maintaining for now.

yoruichidragon.bsky.social•6 days ago

reading all your posts in the Brak voice

pegbear.bsky.social•6 days ago

I cherish 3 hours of straight sleep. I went through years of insomnia. Now I sleep when I sleep. It's never more than 3 hours at a time, usually a couple of times a day. That seems to be enough, and I don't take any drugs.

twentyheads.bsky.social•5 days ago

mrgraymatter.bsky.social•6 days ago

If you can get a prescription, valium is that mallet for me

elchubasco.bsky.social•5 days ago

Mine is shaped like a bottle and reads "Glenlivet". "Bacardi", "Grey Goose" and "Patron" are equally effective.

marketdoctor.bsky.social•6 days ago

Do you want advice or empathy?

I don't know you well enough to offer much advice, but I've got extra empathy, if that helps?

dobbyshorcrux.bsky.social•5 days ago

ACME does!

rangerdonald.bsky.social•5 days ago

What’s the perfect sleep pill to make you sleep for 8 hours?

thetariqm.bsky.social•4 days ago

Flexeril.

dalezinger.bsky.social•5 days ago

Edibles?

machemonedo.bsky.social•4 days ago

I had this same issue, started doing a few exercises before bed, nothing too heavy just stretches and jogging in place. I've also stopped using my phone right before bed. It took a while but now I sleep all night.

praisethe-sun.bsky.social•6 days ago

steppenwulfe.bsky.social•5 days ago

Did you look for them at the Acme store?

fight5.bsky.social•5 days ago

Sending sleepy head vibes your way 😴❤️😴

glgehman.bsky.social•5 days ago

Have you tried https://ACME.com?

umbralm00ds.bsky.social•5 days ago

ive had to use weed and melatonin gummies.

dalezinger.bsky.social•5 days ago

Edibles are my insomnia savior.

queenattolia13.bsky.social•5 days ago

They do make Benedryl however. Much less nasty than NyQuil.

whitchyprincess.bsky.social•5 days ago

Me too!👍🏻

leonalee.bsky.social•5 days ago

sounds like Acme should carry that.

hotpants141.bsky.social•6 days ago

I always smoke a few joints before bed. It’s like laying on a fluffy cloud.

myshkin6.bsky.social•5 days ago

Magnesium glycinate works well for me

tiger0018.bsky.social•4 days ago

I hear this

ninguna.bsky.social•6 days ago

I'll sell you one. You'd never know whether it actually works, though.

revolvoe.bsky.social•6 days ago

you can get the ones they made in the 50s from vintage resellers, sometimes, but they have lead in them :(

the handles are almost pure solid asbestos....

2024bigone.bsky.social•4 days ago

Feel your pain, 3am is a good drop off time for me, tried just about everything, and Aussie Drs are not big on prescribing anything to help 🥺

craxycatlady.bsky.social•5 days ago

Instant calm gummies, 4 of them around hour before you want to sleep.

Careful, too much makes you poop, so maybe start with a couple gummies before you go full load.

thedickthinker.bsky.social•6 days ago

Lowe's has comedically large pipe wrenches.

amerrill2.bsky.social•5 days ago

I was threatened with one when I was an amazon driver.

thedickthinker.bsky.social•5 days ago

Not at all comedic.

lauraleeta.bsky.social•4 days ago

Gummies

chaningtatum.bsky.social•5 days ago

Sleep deprivation makes people lose their minds. Idiotic DEA “guidance” has Drs scared they will lose their licenses if they prescribe sleep meds to people who require the most common and, in many cases, the oldest narcotic pain killers in existence. The guidance is pure lies but Drs do not care.

lavendeer.bsky.social•5 days ago

*To the tune of Brak misremembering Thunderclese' directives

THREE HOURS HAVE TIRED HIM!

THREE HOURS HAVE WIRED HIM!

HE SHOULD HAVE MORE THAN, THREE HOURS!!!

lavendeer.bsky.social•5 days ago

For real though losing sleep consistently SUCKS big time, hope you can break out of that awfulness soon, Andy.

townmiller.bsky.social•5 days ago

Have you tried going to sleep? /s

disone.bsky.social•6 days ago

It must be harder the older you get if you don't keep up a good sleep schedule, my nana is the same way, sleeping a max 6 hours on a good day, I'm young and have too much freetime so my advice my not help, but I like crashing on that one day where nothings happening so you just don't have an alarm.

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