Sorry, I'm a little obscure sometimes. I'm implying that you could make money from people paying to watch you smack yourself in the face with your boobs in the adult bouncy castle. 'twas never a good jest, merely a feeble attempt at humor.
It *sounds* alright, in theory. But I'm 50, so I'd probably piss myself, then slip in it and break a bone. Then I'd be high on morphine in A&E and probably ask loudly how long it would take it to get the smell of piss out of my hair.
I just told my OH this story and he agrees that I would.
Oof.
If the trajectory of skeets is any indication, things are gonna get real weird, real quick come the 20th, so maybe your bounce house will materialize soon.
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Don't ask. It's ugly.
I just told my OH this story and he agrees that I would.
If the trajectory of skeets is any indication, things are gonna get real weird, real quick come the 20th, so maybe your bounce house will materialize soon.
🤣
As far as fetishes go, it would be fairly tame. 🫤