Excuse me I just found out that opossums have two vaginas and when they give birth they use neither of them but grow a third kinda-vagina what the fuck you weird little yonic queens.
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This post is making me realize you could probably spin a yarn about any animal genitals and just invent a batshit insane lie but people will believe you, cause who's going to fact check you?
big marsupial energy! kangaroos also have 2 wombs, 3 vaginas, and their nipples at different height produce milk with different nutritional content for offpsring in different stages of development
Same with kangaroos. Three vaginas and a bifurcated knob that goes up the outer 2, then the babies come down the middle one.
GF loves telling me "interesting facts" like this over dinner
Ah, a slight penile addendum (there's a phrase I never thought I'd use) "After seeing a kangaroo penis at the zoo a short while ago" GF noticed it was singular (?!?!) and checked and though most marsupials do have bifurcated penises, kangaroos do not.
The females do have 3 minges, though
Rhinos have knob-flaps on the side (IIRC) that extend or swell of something once inside so mid shag they can stop and have something to eat without the old chap falling out.
Mid-coital snacking facilities - you've gotta respect that level of evolution!
did you know that some people have two uteruses and they could (in theory) have “twins” via different parent. this may only be half true but im like 65% sure its true
Virginia opossums also have 13 nipples arranged in a bullseye (12 in an oval with one in the center). As far as I know, all opossums seem to have odd numbers of nipples
When they play dead they secrete stuff that smells like rotting meat
Water opossums (yapoks) are semiaquatic (the only semiaquatic marsupials in the world are yapoks and lutrine opossums!) and the males have a watertight pouch for their testes
All marsupials have upside down genitals with their balls on top
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GF loves telling me "interesting facts" like this over dinner
The females do have 3 minges, though
Mid-coital snacking facilities - you've gotta respect that level of evolution!
When they play dead they secrete stuff that smells like rotting meat
Water opossums (yapoks) are semiaquatic (the only semiaquatic marsupials in the world are yapoks and lutrine opossums!) and the males have a watertight pouch for their testes
All marsupials have upside down genitals with their balls on top