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marawilson.bsky.social
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621 days ago
I’m terrified of orcas but in the way I’m terrified of beautiful women
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jamesyang.bsky.social
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621 days ago
I’m terrified of beautiful women trying to friend me on social media because they’re usually a hacker.
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blueskythinking.bsky.social
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621 days ago
Don't go here then 😢
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sequindoves.bsky.social
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621 days ago
Ooh! Where’s this?
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marawilson.bsky.social
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621 days ago
Where is this? Guessing PNW
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blueskythinking.bsky.social
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621 days ago
The picture was taken in Chongqing, China, 20 November 2018
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kyre.bsky.social
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621 days ago
theyre traffic cones in chongqing, china
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huwupy.kawaii.social
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621 days ago
Now I’m mad about the river dolphin all over again
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davis.social
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621 days ago
Speaking of the river dolphin. Last Chance to See by Douglas Adams is wonderful. One of the animals they seek out is the river dolphin.
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huwupy.kawaii.social
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621 days ago
Yeah it’s v good
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kidcafe.bsky.social
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621 days ago
I feel self conscious and dressed weird and don’t know what to say and why did I agree to come to a party on a boat and oh god they’re coming towards me
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shaunrichard.bsky.social
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621 days ago
You must freak the fuck out at mirrors, then
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sidewaysview.bsky.social
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621 days ago
Very smooth ma dude. VERY smooth. Unless you’re saying she looks like an orca? 🤔
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sequindoves.bsky.social
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621 days ago
They are very beautiful imhumbleo. Scary and gorgeous, the cutest of killers.
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shaunrichard.bsky.social
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621 days ago
Not saying that, but would that be so bad?
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sidewaysview.bsky.social
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621 days ago
Saying someone looks like a giant sea mammal isn’t bad, but it’s gonna need a LOT more context.
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marlo.ooo
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621 days ago
stop posting relatable content!!!
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slayres.bsky.social
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620 days ago
The chance that I will encounter an orca is very small. Unless there are land orcas.
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hammancheez.bsky.social
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621 days ago
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faineg.bsky.social
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621 days ago
Highly valid
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warponysideshow.bsky.social
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621 days ago
we all should be
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sidewaysview.bsky.social
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621 days ago
It’s the way they toss around and rip apart seals that makes me fear them and I also fear orcas cos they are huge.
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vriess.bsky.social
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621 days ago
Beautiful women regularly attack my ships when I am at sea. That’s why I never go in the water. Checkmate.
Well that and that whole hot outside thing is not the best for my nerdy ginger complexion.
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datafran.bsky.social
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621 days ago
I have a plug-in on my browser that changes every instance of “Millennials” to “Snake People”, and now I want one for this.
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trans.bsky.social
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621 days ago
absolute banger
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pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online
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621 days ago
I would simply befriend the whale like in that documentary Free Willy
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sorenbowie.bsky.social
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621 days ago
I too am troubled by how impossibly well they pull off monochrome.
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sequindoves.bsky.social
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herhabeas.bsky.social
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621 days ago
This is how I feel about White Gladis
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chiefscientist.org
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621 days ago
Are beautiful women ramming your vehicle
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marawilson.bsky.social
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621 days ago
I should be so lucky
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takahanazawa.bsky.social
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621 days ago
"Does she... you know... sink yachts?"
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senatorivy.com
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621 days ago
Beautiful women have been tipping Great Whites upside down to drown them so they can eat their oil-rich livers and I am NOT happy about it.
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lazear.bsky.social
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621 days ago
I've heard beautiful women are known to flip seals into the air for fun.
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chiefscientist.org
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621 days ago
And then their fate is sealed
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lazear.bsky.social
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621 days ago
Bravo.
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cheesecakechik.bsky.social
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621 days ago
I’m really hoping to see Orcas now that I’m in Alaska. Would be even more excited to see them fuck up some boats but doubt that would happen
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cheesecakechik.bsky.social
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620 days ago
Update:
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ryezuul.bsky.social
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621 days ago
Very apt comparison. Statistically it's an outlier that a beautiful woman or orca will kill you for amusement or food, but it's not zero.
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nasjerewilliams.bsky.social
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621 days ago
We riding with the orcas 🫡
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ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social
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621 days ago
so true so correct
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adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social
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621 days ago
A beautiful orca attacks me: 👉👈 um uhhhhhhhh maybe not so..uhhhhh
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teaberryblue.net
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621 days ago
Praying they will notice you oh no they noticed you
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marawilson.bsky.social
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621 days ago
They are so majestic and they could destroy me and I don’t want them to but
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teaberryblue.net
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621 days ago
Get lost in their beautiful eyes and/or teeth
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theauthorguy.bsky.social
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621 days ago
The orca, she is like a beautiful woman, her six foot dorsal fins often attract attention to her.
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Well that and that whole hot outside thing is not the best for my nerdy ginger complexion.