A colleague gave his parents his retired sniffer dog. On Pension day he would sniff all the people in the queue outside the post office. He never indicated for drugs, they were all clean. 😂
I’ve been away from twitter for a year plus, give or take.
Funny thing… i was struggling with simple replies. Don’t really like writing (it’s a skills issue)
Tried my old favorite about “coffee flying across the room”.
What have they been feeding it?! When I was a student, a friend told me that her tutor's dog used to lie under desk and fart… Pungent & explosive, wd be the words…
I would be on "Team Outrageously Spoiling Extended-Family Visitor."
That said I am "uncomfortably savoring" the differing ethics of situations in life where "getting something under the table" is good or bad depending on who is getting what where and who gets a twist in their chew toy afterwards.
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Oh lol, I was just about to post this
Funny thing… i was struggling with simple replies. Don’t really like writing (it’s a skills issue)
Tried my old favorite about “coffee flying across the room”.
Oh yeah,
LMAOoo is perfect!
Thanks!!
That said I am "uncomfortably savoring" the differing ethics of situations in life where "getting something under the table" is good or bad depending on who is getting what where and who gets a twist in their chew toy afterwards.
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