So glad that they will never be a thing I Australia. We take road safety seriously and that monstrosity would never pass even the flimsiest of safety checks.
It's not our differences that matter. It's the things we all have in common with each other...like collectively laughing our asses off at cybertrucks and their owners.
But, even though it’s a bad design, it’s way better than Petro Masculine ICE trucks. Really.
If someone wants an EV and they can buy this ugly truck, Good!
I disagree. A person who buys one now knowing what Elon stands for is sending just as much a message as someone with a diesel bro-dozer. It may be better for the environment, but it’s bad for society, and there are WAY better EV choices. It deserves scorn and ridicule just like a bro-dozer.
I've taken to yelling (through a closed window) at Tesla/cybertruck drivers: "YOU'RE WHAT'S *WRONG* WITH AMERICA." No cursing, no invective. I am a sedate middle schooler in spirit.
So ugly in person. Yes, it really illustrates the evolution of Musk. Began with grace and beauty of high powered Model S and ended with this monstrously ugly vehicle. He has also become just as ugly.
My first thought was Ford Flex owners saying “Thank you Jesus.” The Cybertruck has dethroned the Ford Flex as the ugliest vehicle of the last decade.🤮👎
I'm in Wisconsin and I see one in my neighborhood regularly. We use salt on the roads in winter. I don't know if they're treated but Wisconsins winters are going to turn it into rust.
They are for sure ugly.
It's highly unusual to see one where I live, but I saw my first Cybertruck in the wild a few weeks ago. I legit had to stop and park my car I was laughing so hard. We live in WV, get a real truck.
I saw one yesterday for the first time. I honestly was astounded at how ugly it was. My first thought literally was dumpster on wheels, can't imagine anyone paying what they are for these things. What an absolute waste of money that could be used for good elsewhere :(
Really do look dreadful. Here in England, I've never seen one ... but then I live in the country, where vehicles have to be reliable and functional, so I guess ...
It honestly makes me think Elon got high as fuck and replayed the original TombRaider game and had a wet dream and decided he needed a truck that reminded him of Lara Croft's boobies
So UGLY! Before I knew these were a thing, I saw someone post a picture of a red one. I 100% thought someone made the car with scrap metal and a welder!! 😂
I just saw a dude attempt to back a Tesla into a parking spot at the grocery store. He had a clear foot on either side but still drove away in defeat.
Unsure if this is more about Tesla owners or the backup cameras.
As a middle school teacher, middle school boys will gladly die on a hill defending a crappy expensive car.
If they are making fun of it, you have lost a generation.
Those things are dangerous. 3 Piedmont, CA college students home for thanksgiving were killed and one seriously injured when they lost control of the cybertruck they were in. It hit a tree and caught fire. Investigation continues, but those things don’t carry flammable fuel. What could it be?
The first time I saw one I was on my way back from the landfill. The garbage truck I drive is better looking and from the videos I've seen, it does better off road, and it's only 2 wheel drive. The second time I say one was that same week, and my mother said that things ugly.😂
Cybertrucks are the goofiest thing I’ve seen in a while and everytime I do, I think 2 things - tell me you have more money than you know what to do with without telling me, and…TONKA 😆
The jokes write themselves. I mean, Cybertruck owners complain that raccoons routinely gain entry to the rear "vault" and nest there thinking it's a trash can. The similarities are uncanny.
Surprised that insurance companies are not mocking the Cybertruck. Dangerously sharp corners are a hazard to bike riders. (Nearly) flat reflective surfaces can lead to crashes, visual perception issues. Giant, brittle casting in chassis leading to enormous repair/replacement costs.
I have an 8th grader that screamed "douche canoe!" at a Cybertruck truck pulling into the school. His window was down. He heard. No, I did not punish my child. Go ahead. Judge me.
We have an electric vehicle and whenever we are charging near a cybertruck my husband doubles over and pretends to vomit, quite violently if the driver is inside.
Just like a DeLorean. 80,000 Junk, useless vehicle.
Give me a Chevy Truck, Ford or a Dodge.
Lets see what vehicle does more to meet your everyday needs, for less than 80,000.
Guaranteed
Well….they are ugly af, someone said the resemble muck’s physical being…I say the rust resembles his black soul. I laugh every time I see one because they are ugly af, and honestly how small are their penises !?
You say that, but in the new regime they'll be mauled by bears for stuff like that (good job Muskywusky isn't a slap-head, like in the Abrahamic Team Building Manual)
My daughter and her coworkers were all late to work b/c a Tesla’s stopped working in the middle of an intersection.. apparently you can’t even push them? They couldn’t push this one…
These morons with lots of money, buy these crap trucks to say...LOOK AT ME, I DRIVE A TESLA TRUCK .AND YOU CANT AFFORD ONE.. then he pulls down his pants to show his very small dick.
I must be an old middle schooler then, because I could not help but point and laugh when I saw one in person. It honestly looks so much worse in person.
A cybertruck is a tkind of car that says, “I’m rich enough to buy anything, but not smart enough to pick something that doesn’t look like a rejected video game prop.”
This was last month, but I think we might share some DNA: My 18 yo daughter's first impression of seeing a cybertruck up close as it was driving next to us this evening: "That thing looks like it hasn't fully rendered." I lol'd
This is my fave for dumping on the CT.I thought it was a random old trash container from US but I just found out it's from India. And I'm no chemist or metallurgist but stainless steel shouldn't rust.That's the f*ing point of stainless steel I thought.CT is the perfect manifestation of elom himself.
We like to call them dickmobiles when we see them in the wild. Easy to identify the idiots. Ps I’m an old lady sooooo it’s not just the middle schoolers ha.
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- The Homer car
- Minecraft Mistake
- Dumpster on wheels
- Refrigerator car
Faults and shortcomings well documented.
And still bros are like ‘take all my money’ Insanity!
Still don’t understand the lack or consumer protection.
nope. The highest level of shittery is now
Dumptruck Fires
https://youtu.be/-isSZhkAVKA
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It’s more of a ClusterFuck than a cyber truck
If someone wants an EV and they can buy this ugly truck, Good!
Looks like a giant metal cockroach to me. Very Kafkaesque vibes.
They are so ridiculous and so ugly.
The only reason that I can think of that someone would buy one is because of their ill-conceived notion of prestige.
They are for sure ugly.
🙄
They're pretty costly. Do you think people in Florida know about them catching fire?
*There are lots of them where I live
Unsure if this is more about Tesla owners or the backup cameras.
If they are making fun of it, you have lost a generation.
Elon must laugh every time one sells. No one can seriously mistake THAT for a status symbol - never mind a truck.
🤣
Zoinks...!
WankPanzer
Deplorean
IncEl Dorado
Wanker Tanker
Dumbvee
Douche Canoe (I just added that one thanks to an earlier remark)
I’m judging you.
Nice call, mom!!
Love it! Lol
Heartwarming. And not one tinge of guilt.
Give me a Chevy Truck, Ford or a Dodge.
Lets see what vehicle does more to meet your everyday needs, for less than 80,000.
Guaranteed
Here's a gem for starters
https://bsky.app/profile/sfchronicle.com/post/3lcj6y2u77225
TBH the cars have really come full circle in that they are so ridiculously stupid that I kind of like them now.
Always choose the dog.
Or #Roblox truck 🚚.. it's a tradition to walk past them pointing and laughing. The whole family 😅😂😆
But Americans love our gas guzzling Gucci trucks best. 🙄