Need a place to make bets on which disaster comes first. Call it the Draft Kings Riot - ThreadSky

kevinmkruse.bsky.social • 74 days ago

Need a place to make bets on which disaster comes first.

Call it the Draft Kings Riot

The how is also up in the air.

RFK Jr sparking a pandemic? Homan’s mass deportations leading to civil unrest? Hesgeth using the military to shoot protesters? The tariff idiocy causing the Greater Depression?

Stay tuned for the exciting final season of America!

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cthulul.bsky.social•74 days ago

he nukes the first country to do retaliatory tariffs?

nutmegs320.bsky.social•73 days ago

Trump treats the US like his own personal reality show.

1strangeland.bsky.social•74 days ago

Or maybe not...
what happens on your bets if fat orange can't hold office?
This Federal Law says he can't...

washington-wookiee.bsky.social•73 days ago

Then JD Vance gets to pick a VP. Not a good day. Everybody loses.

jbminn.bsky.social•74 days ago

use this one weird trick to find out how many DEMs have assault weapons

seankymalainen.bsky.social•74 days ago

In a parlay bet I say RFK sparks a pandemic that leads Trump to blame immigrants & Homan begins mass deportations which sparks protests where Hesgeth uses the military to shoot protesters ultimately leading to a Great Depression as other nations refuse to accept deportees due to tariffs

francesbe.bsky.social•74 days ago

Bold!

thedarkrattler.bsky.social•73 days ago

What are the odds on Trump getting ousted by the 25th amendment because Vance is much more willing to do as he's told by Thiel and company?

suezq8000.bsky.social•74 days ago

I’m betting on pandemic-H1N1 already out there

mikeinsfcisco.bsky.social•74 days ago

Don't forget defaulting on our debt. That will probably be first in the queue.

dlb52.bsky.social•74 days ago

Retirees getting dinged

sandy-o.bsky.social•74 days ago

I have a recurring nightmare of a greater depression and the heavily armed right goes savage. Alex Jones did say he was down for cannibalism.

itus.bsky.social•74 days ago

Polymarket will overtake Apple as the most valuable company in the world.

fredfine.bsky.social•74 days ago

Bonus Bets Army.

ralphsnyder.bsky.social•74 days ago

Kennedy: eugenics. That comes first

maryes.bsky.social•74 days ago

I agree. Let’s make some money on it.

puckthepilot.bsky.social•73 days ago

US govt purchases a shitton of Bitcoin and ties the dollar to it triggering a new and hitherto unimaginable boom/bust cycle.

krmtdfrog.bsky.social•74 days ago

i can't find a good gif for 'zoot suit riot', but you'll understand both meanings

darkest-timeline.bsky.social•74 days ago

Worst. Game. Ever.

theresistanceco.bsky.social•74 days ago

As the kids say, it’s gonna be lit!🔥

barrowma.bsky.social•74 days ago

It's going to be something even stupider than we can imagine.

beingsass.bsky.social•74 days ago

Over/under that leon turns of satellite communications because he gets pissed at Trump?

fharriman.bsky.social•74 days ago

What about Dr.Oz's sneaked in Turkish immigrants being deported?

scottwhall.bsky.social•74 days ago

America needs the answer to the following question: what happens when we put the stupidest man in America in charge of our nation?

laurentguy.bsky.social•74 days ago

Deportations and tariffs first, just because they are easier to initiate. Then shootings of Americans by US troops as things get ugly. Then pandemics a couple of years later.

gasorg.bsky.social•74 days ago

Well, if the gubmint shuts down and the military doesn't get paid, I doubt any of them will be interested in helping Pistol Pete fulfill his fantasies...

eltopo71.com•73 days ago

Polymarket would seem like the perfect platform for that kind of thing. I wonder how long it would last if Trump found out they were offering bets on politically-related disasters.

stephanieshultz.bsky.social•74 days ago

And they’ll still blame Biden

bertsy.bsky.social•74 days ago

What if through sheer, superhuman incompetence, all the disasters happen simultaneously? What do we win??

fharriman.bsky.social•74 days ago

How fast can you run?

gasorg.bsky.social•74 days ago

The Internetz.

johnwtomac.com•74 days ago

Draft kings riot sounds like an event in our not-too-distant future, the starting point of a financial panic triggered by point shaving in the ncaa tournament.

aynimedia.bsky.social•74 days ago

Throw in Kash Patel getting dirt on every US senator and blackmailing them into voting how they want.

Tulsi Gabbard will have a secret wedding to Assad where Trump is her maid of honor

mandronnie.bsky.social•74 days ago

Nah Assad fled, that's not alpha enough for Tulsi, what's that nutjob Chechen guy called again??? Probably someone like that.

aynimedia.bsky.social•74 days ago

Great point!

Maybe she's feeling like going rotund

mandronnie.bsky.social•73 days ago

I still think this guy is a better match for her.

mikebrode.bsky.social•74 days ago

Happy bleak New Year!

geisty.bsky.social•74 days ago

There’s probably one of those anything-and-everything Irish bookies who’s taking positions on the fall of the constitutional order before the midterms.

profcew.bsky.social•74 days ago

The effed up thing is that we got the first severe bird flu case in a human just as RFK could stop research on diseases and treatments.

bertfoxson.bsky.social•74 days ago

Written and directed by Steve Bannon

hugoqc.bsky.social•74 days ago

Disaster pool!!

buffalosojourn.bsky.social•74 days ago

#www.misanthropybets.com

vs-phd.bsky.social•74 days ago

Simce the deportations and resulting protests are likely to start almost immediately, it seems like violence in the streets would come first?

doubtingderek.bsky.social•74 days ago

If I’ve learned one thing from listening to the Revolutions Podcast a key ingredient to revolutions is have a Great Idiot in charge.

kevinmkruse.bsky.social•74 days ago

Dammit, Draft Riot Kings was so much better

clemensd1.bsky.social•74 days ago

Given the state of things - draft kings riot could definitely be a thing!!

vossbrink.bsky.social•74 days ago

And wouldn't have had me earworming the Cherry Poppin Daddies.

lunaticsandwich.bsky.social•74 days ago

There are worse things in the world.

davebjerke.bsky.social•74 days ago

Honestly, I think CPD just needs to update the song for current times. Draft King Riots jives.

chrisbaileyguy.bsky.social•74 days ago

The first bad case of H5N1 humans was reported. We might have an early leader in rfk Jr.

baumer.bsky.social•74 days ago

You'll have plenty of time to worship stuff from Guantanamo next year for all the DEI indoctrination crimes that you've committed.

bgoldst.bsky.social•74 days ago

You left Draft Kings itself out of the list of possibilities, but it's possible this will all end with everyone betting into oblivion

jbois.bsky.social•74 days ago

UndeRepublicans Dog? That's a stretch...

midnightplat.bsky.social•74 days ago

Predictive markets are bookmaking cosplaying as psychohistory.

mlorette.bsky.social•74 days ago

so soul crushing but we have to fight back.

madhominem.bsky.social•74 days ago

ShitHitsTheFanDuel

stlcatfishmike.bsky.social•74 days ago

Mass prison break when he tries to replace deported farm workers with prisoners working for no pay

melissahbuckner.bsky.social•74 days ago

Economic collapse over debt issue, removal of FDIC and investors realizing the massive Republican economic ignorance will lead to chaos and destruction?