Day 1022 of my 3 day war. I looked into Assad's eyes and saw my future. I remain a master strategist. - ThreadSky

cyberoverride.bsky.social•139 days ago

But where will you flee to, prez? Who would have you?

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suezw.bsky.social•139 days ago

Mr. Trump advises that North Korea has some _lovely_ beaches.

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suezw.bsky.social•139 days ago

...and hardly any high-rises...

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ceu---azul.bsky.social•139 days ago

( I mean darth, not vladymir )

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tosmithereens.bsky.social•139 days ago

I don’t think you’ll have a comfortable retirement in some kremlin guest room, sir.

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ivanlozev.bsky.social•139 days ago

Master, what will our friends Comrade Maduro and Comrade Ortega do without you! Please, help us, your faithful servants, master!

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nataliahaze.bsky.social•139 days ago

Hahaha this shows up in my feed I will spit my coffee out

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andrewknight.mainbastards.online•139 days ago

While everyone else is playing Chess, you're playing Jenga.

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frank87.bsky.social•139 days ago

He saw cataract, maybe he can cure it for you.

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felixaustria001.bsky.social•139 days ago

It‘s not a Lot of Future and Assad has this Little Bit of Future in Moscow.

But Where will be your Little Bit of Future?

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anthonymeilland.bsky.social•139 days ago

Don't you see love too?

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inspecteurforger.bsky.social•139 days ago

Aaww 💕
When is the wedding, Prez ? 👀👰🏻‍♂️

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eijahju.bsky.social•138 days ago

You are hilarous Darth ✌😅

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martizenith.bsky.social•138 days ago

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eugedri.bsky.social•139 days ago

I hope to see you both being held accountable at the ICC.

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albanianalexander.bsky.social•139 days ago

How do you manage to be unfunnier at every post

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mariojoker.bsky.social•139 days ago

Hello darth putin i am mario joker

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justchillng.bsky.social•139 days ago

You will reign forever through your doubles! You are a master strategist!

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trudy4472142.bsky.social•139 days ago

🤣😂

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kjgoss.bsky.social•139 days ago

You are, until you aren't 😉

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gregj0673.bsky.social•139 days ago

“My banks and businesses are failing. Our prime rate is 21%, but who cares. Only my buddies can afford nice houses.”

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snowdweller.bsky.social•139 days ago

Tic Toc Prez, Tic Toc

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philologon.bsky.social•139 days ago

How's your Mandarin, sir?

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bobektrombocyt.bsky.social•139 days ago

Beautifully worded, Mr Master Strategist.

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ladidayaya.bsky.social•139 days ago

How's Gaddafi these days?

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suezw.bsky.social•139 days ago

Turning up in many North African venues - at the same time...

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machemonedo.bsky.social•139 days ago

People trying to be like and idolize Mussolini should look up what happened to Mussolini.

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martisoosaar.bsky.social•139 days ago

No, you didn't. He had somewhere to run, but you will have no place left.

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brunogabrielli.bsky.social•139 days ago

North Korea is always an option 🤔

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ilovecouy26.bsky.social•139 days ago

If only

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maddogtzu.bsky.social•139 days ago

So where do you go? I mean if Putin has to leave the country, where does he go? Belarus? Cuba?

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shortstackfella.bsky.social•139 days ago

Christmas is coming. Maybe you’ll have your own Hans Gruber moment to celebrate.

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pacoloko.bsky.social•139 days ago

But my lord, you have lost syr... (gasping) lolol

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govwin.bsky.social•139 days ago

Did it make you wanna get a chin implant?

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jacg1.bsky.social•139 days ago

Does the future involve window cancer or airplane cancer?

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suezw.bsky.social•139 days ago

Don't be tea-dious!

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flythe.bsky.social•139 days ago

He's distraught. Lost his car collection.

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malwat1963.bsky.social•139 days ago

This post is so inspiring you should send it twice.

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dolorlux.bsky.social•139 days ago

Barry White started playing when Assad asked Putin to join him in the torture dungeon.

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howsyourbird.bsky.social•138 days ago

Hey Prez. Don’t be sad. I heard you were getting the band back together.

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rohova.bsky.social•139 days ago

It's assad view isn't it?

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nemesisofignorance.bsky.social•139 days ago

Are they getting married?? :)

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viva-lavida.bsky.social•139 days ago

Boss, don't let Assad to look into your eyes tho, that mofo is ophthalmologist and will change you for his services

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cyrusso.bsky.social•139 days ago

You bet you are, comrade Putin! 😉

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jinathhyder.bsky.social•139 days ago

Bro get a room.

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erkandjerk.bsky.social•139 days ago

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pippuri.bsky.social•139 days ago

Balcony?

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yrrej1.bsky.social•139 days ago

Ummm, small regional conflict....

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doctorstrangefella.bsky.social•139 days ago

Vladamir Vladmiraovich Putin,

Will you consider me for the minister of prisons? I have an impressive resume.

Your friend,
Bashar

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theharp.bsky.social•139 days ago

Dear Pres, rest assured your future will be bright.. like this

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gonzoinhouston.bsky.social•139 days ago

So, how’s the Russian Navy doing without Sevastopol and Tartus?
🤪🤪🤪

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aleksandernovak.bsky.social•139 days ago

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wazu013.bsky.social•139 days ago

Syria was strapped with Assad. America is strapped with Asshole.

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