“Patience, my love,” I whisper tenderly to my best pair of jorts. - ThreadSky

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saltymactavish.bsky.social • 10 days ago

“Patience, my love,” I whisper tenderly to my best pair of jorts.

Sorry just got a vision of gollum but the ring is a pair of jorts

Definitely the same energy, D

The time for jorts is upon us

The coveted reskeet by salty mctavish my life is complete

covet not thy neighbor’s skeet

Best pair implies the existence of a worst pair, and I think the world deserves to see.

Just wait for a -10 Celsius day in March

- Canadians

jortimus fugit

I don’t know what that means 😬

I made it up. Tempus fugit means time flies, so jortimus fugit would be flying jorts....maybe

[note: save for later; swap in 'jarts']

YES

Really? Because mine just whispered “See ya in two weeks!” to me 😅

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