I don’t know about you but I find the constant rage to be quite slimming - ThreadSky

saltymactavish.bsky.social • 23 days ago

I don’t know about you but I find the constant rage to be quite slimming

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I might’ve started eating my feelings, Salty. I couldn’t gain weight to save my life until I moved, and maybe I should just say I’m once again healthy. 🤔 I need to take my adderall.

saltymactavish.bsky.social•23 days ago

aquavulva.bsky.social•23 days ago

Don’t have to tell me twice.

peaopoe.bsky.social•22 days ago

Unfortunately, for me the rage fattens me up

bearku.bsky.social•23 days ago

I’ve been rage-eating. Unfortunately.

saltymactavish.bsky.social•23 days ago

Oh aye

thelionseye.bsky.social•23 days ago

looking good, Salty!

saltymactavish.bsky.social•23 days ago

Why thank you Alex!

korrok.bsky.social•22 days ago

Yeah, just chugged about a dozen dark chocolate Cadbury mini eggs. These eggs are abundant and affordable. 😅

terryezell.bsky.social•23 days ago

It's the cardio that I have been looking for.

saltymactavish.bsky.social•23 days ago

eloquentvogon.bsky.social•23 days ago

But despite it, I am still just a rat in a cage

danibananica.bsky.social•23 days ago

Sigh. It’s made me even fatter thanks to all the stress eating. However, it’s also really helping bulk up my jaw as I strengthen my muscles due to teeth clenching, so that’s nice

saltymactavish.bsky.social•23 days ago

At the appointed time, we will unhinge our strong jaws and eat the rich

danibananica.bsky.social•23 days ago

I’m there. Lemme know when

dow280ten.bsky.social•23 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂

tonybologny.bsky.social•23 days ago

Not a lot of ice cream gets delivered to the lighthouse promontory, I suppose.

They doing BOGO at my grocery store.
So I bought three and got six.

saltymactavish.bsky.social•23 days ago

Ohhh Ben & Jerry’s?!

tonybologny.bsky.social•23 days ago

Yep. And all gone. I dunno what happened.

(420257)

saltymactavish.bsky.social•23 days ago

D’oh!

billypilgrim26.bsky.social•23 days ago

But my resting pulse rate is now 242, is that bad?

brielikethechhes.bsky.social•23 days ago

Ozempique

eckslibris.bsky.social•22 days ago

Banger

dmglampers.bsky.social•23 days ago

I dont know about you, but i just ate a whole sleeve of thin mints in a state of rage.

crashbanzai.bsky.social•23 days ago

Here to eat Thin Mints and kick ass...

johndao.bsky.social•23 days ago

1 sleeve / day

.. had thought that box would last for a week or so

dovergirl.bsky.social•23 days ago

You come out of your frenzied state to crumbs everywhere and your dog looking at you with admiration

sicburns2.bsky.social•23 days ago

Throw in a bout with Norovirus and I’ll be ready for the catwalk

justgeist.bsky.social•22 days ago

I’m getting absolutely swole but it’s limited to my jaw muscles from clenching my teeth all the time

saltymactavish.bsky.social•22 days ago

I hear you

joel-d.bsky.social•23 days ago

My avoidance behaviors when the daily drumbeat of rage worthy news seems inescapable

reallivemom.bsky.social•23 days ago

It’s turning my hair a lovely shade of gray

saltymactavish.bsky.social•22 days ago

That’s the spirit!

caryjo.bsky.social•22 days ago

The new virtue signaling. Mine is also picking up speed, I think.

jwrites.bsky.social•23 days ago

And it’s helping me develop that sculpted jawline from all that clenching I’m doing. Or maybe I just look like an old chipmunk, I don’t know. Mirrors lie