SEVENTEEN!?!?!?!? - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

bakerblue.bsky.social•92 days ago

17 going on 40?😳

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busanbossface.bsky.social•92 days ago

In dog years.

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optemuspr1me.bsky.social•92 days ago

17 in dog years?

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doxyvision.bsky.social•92 days ago

In dart years

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glennsummers.bsky.social•92 days ago

The English are never young.

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ob1moroney.bsky.social•92 days ago

Champion

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eggbotme.bsky.social•92 days ago

This is what you look like when you grow up in bars.

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emmabella212.bsky.social•92 days ago

Lol he looks 35 lol

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margot-and-hamish2.bsky.social•92 days ago

He's a really nice kid and got a good head on his shoulders. Methinks the heavy build of these darts players helps the balance!
Such a happy atmosphere there. Everybody happy and even his opponent said 'A star is born!'❤️

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nocoayayron.bsky.social•92 days ago

I could have sworn he was ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY!

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bbo13.bsky.social•92 days ago

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arthur--dent.bsky.social•92 days ago

That's what happens when you're in a pub since 4v years old

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billjockstud2.bsky.social•91 days ago

That’s what KFC will do to you !

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jayjq6.bsky.social•92 days ago

🤣

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bubbaraylindy.bsky.social•92 days ago

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not16candles.bsky.social•92 days ago

Darts life is a rough road, Rex! 😂🎯

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maxwellsmartsson.bsky.social•92 days ago

😝

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ttsprinkles.bsky.social•92 days ago

The British don't age like other folks.

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sundaytrucker.bsky.social•92 days ago

It’s a game played in a pub. Pints and cigarettes will do that to you.

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20caz23.bsky.social•92 days ago

He's related to LeBron. Get him on that PBS DNA show with Skip Gates before he starts going bald and everyone catches on. Receding hairline if not actually Going Bald.

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romeo.social•92 days ago

there’s no way rex

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the1truered.bsky.social•92 days ago

They say the camera adds 20 yrs.

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foreverbeatle.bsky.social•92 days ago

How many cameras are on him?

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the1truered.bsky.social•92 days ago

All cameras. All of the cameras. Every of the cameras.

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chunk22.bsky.social•92 days ago

He’s a lad innit?

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doreenmartel.bsky.social•92 days ago

Yikes 😳 not aging well 🤣🤦

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dpipski.bsky.social•92 days ago

Shirt and haircut doing him no favors

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hhillarious.bsky.social•92 days ago

🎶Time flies, doesn't seem a minute
Since Trafalgar Square had the dart boards in it
All changed, don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue

One night in London makes a young man age fast.🎶

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lucycat02.bsky.social•92 days ago

Brava

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mrmbb.bsky.social•92 days ago

And that’s not even his biggest problem….

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redduus.bsky.social•92 days ago

Aye, looks like a 40 year old ex-bricklayer to be sure..

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joelbates.bsky.social•92 days ago

Dog years

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mdecrane.bsky.social•92 days ago

Looks 43

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jemmer.bsky.social•92 days ago

I can’t remember the last time that I saw a teenager wearing a watch.

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zachcoffin.bsky.social•92 days ago

My 18 year old wears a watch. He thinks casios from the 80s are the coolest ever. 🤷‍♂️

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scsynapse.bsky.social•92 days ago

In Bo Nix NCAA eligibility years.

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bunnyshelton.bsky.social•92 days ago

Sure, as much as I am.

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alacritysshadow.bsky.social•92 days ago

heavy smoker?

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twistedfiction4.bsky.social•92 days ago

Maybe 17 years ago..

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pjdillon.bsky.social•91 days ago

That's an old ass 17 year old.

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thearchitect237.bsky.social•92 days ago

it's all downhill from here.

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blueismycolour.bsky.social•92 days ago

17 is imperial years. 36 is the metric years (17x2+2). Remember multiply before adding.

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duchessofnaught.bsky.social•92 days ago

This is the content I'm here for. 😂

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whiskeycrazy.bsky.social•92 days ago

Eyes of a sniper. Hands of a surgeon. Body of Homer Simpson

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margot-and-hamish2.bsky.social•92 days ago

He's got the body that most darts champions have. Must be the body type for it. Helps balance maybe?

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patsgal67.bsky.social•92 days ago

In dog years?

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oswaldphaygood.bsky.social•92 days ago

He must be Russian.

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danciriani.bsky.social•92 days ago

17 going on 40.

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dcsigma95.bsky.social•92 days ago

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stoshm.bsky.social•92 days ago

the flower of youth

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roberto63.bsky.social•92 days ago

The English following the American diet.

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joesmith.bsky.social•92 days ago

As soon as it hit midnight on his 17th birthday

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gaylerobbins.bsky.social•92 days ago

Don’t they play darts in bars? So maybe that explains his appearance.

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margot-and-hamish2.bsky.social•92 days ago

What about his appearance? He's obviously got the right body for the game. Sturdy frame for balance and a steady strong right arm for aiming and aptitude. Most darts players have that. Only Americans are 'appearance' crazy.

He's not allowed to drink in bars under the age of 18 here.

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rjchouinard.bsky.social•92 days ago

Closer to being born in 1917.

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darr247.bsky.social•92 days ago

Maybe they meant he's had 17 birthdays?

And he was born on February 29th... 1956!

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paulinto47.bsky.social•92 days ago

You have to remember that they do things a little differently in Britain. Remember this little lady from a few years ago?

https://youtu.be/soI0q3CBliE?si=Sv-wVRWHXDtOGuHr

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paulinto47.bsky.social•92 days ago

17 in dart years is actually 85 in real human years.

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blickey33.bsky.social•92 days ago

Bet you those hands have liver spots.

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rooney16.bsky.social•92 days ago

Looks like a “Benchwarmers” scene.

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j0seph08.bsky.social•92 days ago

English 17 is a Midwest 34

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glowysweetfab.bsky.social•92 days ago

🤭

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whoismrgc.bsky.social•92 days ago

In dog years

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minpdx.bsky.social•92 days ago

17 going on 47

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thegreatduggo.bsky.social•91 days ago

Almost 18 tho!

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slondon61.bsky.social•92 days ago

He gets less “littler” by the minute 😆

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batdan12.bsky.social•92 days ago

17 is the new 37

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drrtyd.bsky.social•92 days ago

I’m 40 and he looks older than me

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mrlewismartin.bsky.social•92 days ago

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bbrooks1.bsky.social•92 days ago

He kinda has a Ted Lasso vibe. I bet he was underestimated too 💖😉.
Be curious, not judgmental

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dahoovster.bsky.social•92 days ago

Somehow he has a 25 year old son

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stephenlawrence23.bsky.social•92 days ago

A dad of 17 maybe 😝

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mereann55.bsky.social•92 days ago

He needs to get out of those smokey pubs!

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sylvesterskycat.bsky.social•92 days ago

Wow!

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yeahmybad.bsky.social•92 days ago

Hustling in pubs since age 7 can age a person.

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midnightrose.bsky.social•92 days ago

Are they sure?

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abbylynn55.bsky.social•92 days ago

He looks older than 27

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shimbondrn.bsky.social•92 days ago

This child looks like he’s waiting for his 20 year anniversary so he can pension out.

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big-dmc.bsky.social•92 days ago

At 17 I was on the court trying to be like Rex and failing miserably

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dfarago.bsky.social•92 days ago

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lbrass3.bsky.social•92 days ago

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whatthefutureholds.bsky.social•92 days ago

A little less darts and maybe a little more “working out”?

He looks like he’s going on 40!!!

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kg1968.bsky.social•92 days ago

Me thinks, no.

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rosethered.bsky.social•92 days ago

Love the fact he has a men’s cancer charity clearly displayed on his shirt - get checked out lads

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chestrockwell68.bsky.social•92 days ago

17, but measured using the metric system.

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rhombusanode.bsky.social•92 days ago

17 in hexadecimal, maybe.

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nenebayjohnson.bsky.social•92 days ago

Bruh....

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bertonaverre.bsky.social•92 days ago

I don't think that's the brand of "astonishment" the poster meant.😂😂

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reallint.bsky.social•92 days ago

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beastquake.bsky.social•92 days ago

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igothijacked.bsky.social•92 days ago

Going on 30

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kerryflynn.bsky.social•91 days ago

Is he an athlete?

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eyehatefeather.bsky.social•92 days ago

I looked like a divorced dad at 17 too

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randyw1.bsky.social•91 days ago

Hmm darts are opposite of women gymnastics with fake age issues

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hulkling-she-her.bsky.social•92 days ago

that’s a lot of life in 17 years

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blisstkg.bsky.social•92 days ago

😆🤨

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sephspeaks.bsky.social•92 days ago

In protozoan years maybe.

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mydogmaxx1.bsky.social•92 days ago

Barbecue 🍗 sauce 🎯

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plexi100wt.bsky.social•92 days ago

Dog years

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therhancock19.bsky.social•92 days ago

That’s a 17 year old in 1940s Kentucky.

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mlb80.bsky.social•92 days ago

Not a chance in hell this guy is 17.

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ioanis.bsky.social•92 days ago

He looks like the age of someone who has at least two child support payments.

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joegoesgaming.bsky.social•92 days ago

That man has high cholesterol and a mortgage.

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snowflakelibtard.bsky.social•92 days ago

Lmao I said the same thing

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rossdaboss87.bsky.social•92 days ago

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thebenjaminbreeg.bsky.social•92 days ago

He IS not invited to my darts night

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porch1234.bsky.social•92 days ago

Gregg Odom of darts

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anonmrbear.bsky.social•92 days ago

Possibly Cuban born?

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trudheim.bsky.social•92 days ago

Yep. Youngest ever world darts champion.

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kenlyon.bsky.social•92 days ago

Don't pretend you've never done this exact thing. 🎯🤷‍♂️

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brownrice1.bsky.social•92 days ago

Yeah right, his belly is full of milk!

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soccer3mom.bsky.social•92 days ago

He looks a solid 30

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snowflakelibtard.bsky.social•92 days ago

Looks like he’s 35 with two divorces and child support payments

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stevemac85.bsky.social•92 days ago

He looks 35, great job.

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harleigh88.bsky.social•92 days ago

This thread is just people being unkind to a teenager who has incredible talent, great start to the year

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galgomom.bsky.social•92 days ago

He, uh, looks 47.

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cwill75.bsky.social•92 days ago

Look more like he 30...

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makananib.bsky.social•92 days ago

Love darts!

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aumacman.bsky.social•92 days ago

He was born on February 29th.

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mvnixon.bsky.social•92 days ago

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/jan/03/luke-littler-thrashes-michael-van-gerwen-to-claim-historic-world-title

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tonduturk.bsky.social•92 days ago

...and won $621,150

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mutsy67.bsky.social•92 days ago

He was once 17

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cdb666.bsky.social•92 days ago

Stares in Danny Amante

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paulshoulberg.bsky.social•92 days ago

Is Shane Gillis too young to play him in the biopic?

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benny8586.bsky.social•92 days ago

That's what us Brits think too!!

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rmengered.bsky.social•92 days ago

He's 17 and 347 DAYS old...guess the 347 days have been tough.

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leswinkeler.bsky.social•92 days ago

Tough pub years

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yeetski.bsky.social•92 days ago

Just like a white winged dove

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chuckawesome.bsky.social•92 days ago

The only 17 year old with a mortgage and urologist and a nagging ex-wife

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henryjd74.bsky.social•92 days ago

17?!?
He looks like someone who wants to sell you undercoating

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jhobbs12.bsky.social•92 days ago

In dog years?!

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kendowney.bsky.social•92 days ago

Just asked my 13yo how old he looked. "50!"

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jwhited.bsky.social•92 days ago

He ain't 17. No way.

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nwstaydet.bsky.social•92 days ago

Look’n like he was born in an ☘️ Irish Pub 🍻

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kingaaronvii.bsky.social•92 days ago

Is this like the little league teams from the Caribbean?

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mrjeffdale.bsky.social•92 days ago

Why all the twatishness about the lads age and appearance? Give it a rest, it’s slightly pathetic. A remarkable talent who’s achieved an incredible amount in such a short space of time and pretty much established himself as a household name.

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makananib.bsky.social•92 days ago

Well said. Now you can imagine how women feel in a daily basis.

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contractjames.bsky.social•92 days ago

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2c/Babyhuey.JPG

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gotmyselfagun.bsky.social•92 days ago

He's 35

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sonicdabs.bsky.social•92 days ago

Oldest looking 17 year old on the planet

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mbruce.bsky.social•92 days ago

Dewey Cox part Deux!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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thomg57.bsky.social•92 days ago

He was runner up last year

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jm539581.bsky.social•92 days ago

He made the final last year 😁

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kton11.bsky.social•92 days ago

Way beyond his years. Was in the final last year at 16.

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nocoincidences.bsky.social•92 days ago

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say it’s a typo

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hellaholla.bsky.social•92 days ago

You didn’t look like this until you were at least 28!

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scrivto.bsky.social•92 days ago

to be fair to the lad, it DOES appear to the untrained eye as though he's been hanging round in public houses since the ripe old age of 9, drinking pints unabashedly, brazenly, like a boss... the dart throwing was just a cover for the boozing, but, here we are, regardless! kudos, boy-o! #worldchamp

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