I believe all creatures are vital and sacred and we must care for them equally, from birds to snakes to fish to sharks to spiders to
*finds a tick crawling on me*
*throws tick in toilet*
*pees on it*
*throws stick of dynamite into toilet*
*blows up toilet*
*burns down house*
*finds a tick crawling on me*
*throws tick in toilet*
*pees on it*
*throws stick of dynamite into toilet*
*blows up toilet*
*burns down house*
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Those come from the devil and should be sent straight to hell
Tick spoons and tape are always in my kit.
Especially ticks that feed on moose.
Particularly the disease vector ones.
And some groups of ticks.
Ticks and fleas, I don’t think there’s a use for ticks or fleas.
Yeah… ticks and mosquitos…
I have overcome my arachnophobia!
I am amazed at the one site where the tick had just bitten and wasn't really attached at all, itches twice as bad as the bite that I didn't know was there til I saw the tick and pulled it off.
Seagulls, otoh, i greet in the traditional seaside inhabitant fashion : 'FUCK OFF!' *throws something at them*
plants in our tiny front garden and he picked up a tick in less than a minute. So much for that. I put it in a water bottle to identify it, then filled the bottle with bathroom cleaner and shook it. It did not die. Indestructible monsters.
This is a very appropriate and even gently guarded response.
*freezes
*Wretches then screams
*gets the intense woogies
*closes bathroom door deciding to never piss again.
But I propose house centipede.
...looking at that sentence, wow, I need to recalibrate my misanthropy and cynicism.