This is currently for sale in a local bazaar (pic not by me). A warning that if you overdo the onanism, bits start falling off. His face is a haunted rictus of regret. Description in alt.
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Step 1: Buy it
Step 2: Hang it on a wall in your house
Step 3: Tell guests if they pull the "bits" a secret passage opens up
Step 4: Laugh when they try it
"Excuse me. Miss? Can you help me? I don't have hands, and... well, can you put that back on for me? Please. Oh, hell. Just take it away. It's over. It's all over."
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Step 2: Hang it on a wall in your house
Step 3: Tell guests if they pull the "bits" a secret passage opens up
Step 4: Laugh when they try it
Or the seller.
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He’s a bit Faragey of the face.
What’s the ticket price btw?… asking for a errrr friend.
(As if it wasn't horrific enough)