I am an elder millennial. We were the last generation to drink from the hose. We played Nintendo and the loser would drink from the hose. We got summer jobs, earning $5 an hour drinking from the hose. We had no cell phones; if we were out late our parents had to trust we were drinking from the hose. - ThreadSky

sleepawaychamp.bsky.social • 11 days ago

I am an elder millennial. We were the last generation to drink from the hose. We played Nintendo and the loser would drink from the hose. We got summer jobs, earning $5 an hour drinking from the hose. We had no cell phones; if we were out late our parents had to trust we were drinking from the hose.

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chodesu.bsky.social•6 days ago

From the very start, millennials were hosed

lunchbox17.bsky.social•6 days ago

A woman asked to drink from my hose yesterday & I got so hard I passed out.

bluearmyman.bsky.social•6 days ago

Thoughts and prayers for your mentions when Gen Xers come at you not only for forgetting them (constant), but also stealing their hose drinking valor, the one thing they treasure more than Being Remembered

randomjeweler.bsky.social•5 days ago

Lol, I forgot and noted that even whatever the kids now are called drink from the hose.

twocakesup.bsky.social•6 days ago

Literally us

quilowisp.bsky.social•6 days ago

Millennial rap is nothing but bitches and hose

ryanabrams.bsky.social•6 days ago

Crippling diarrhea from Giardia infection never stopped us from drinking from the hose. We wore it like a badge of honor unlike today’s youth.

captainambivalent.com•1 day ago

we called each other “hoser”

caltsar.hauntedopossum.com•6 days ago

If we survived childhood without Naegleria fowleri, we were deemed worthy of transitioning to puberty.

effulgent.bsky.social•6 days ago

Dasani's entire marketing strategy

pistolero8797.bsky.social•5 days ago

Sometimes we didnt even have the hose, we just had to get it straight from the spigot.

sleepawaychamp.bsky.social•6 days ago

One morning, after a night of troubled dreams, my friend Kyle woke to find that he had been transformed into a 50-foot length of green, unkinkable garden hose with brass connectors.