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well maybe i can jump in since i am an expert on this kind of thing: you clench your butthole

I love all the trans people in my life. They're delightful, they're talented, they're funny, and they just generally enrich my world in a multitude of ways.

They say money can’t buy you happiness, but they clearly have never had more bathrooms in the house than people who need to poop.

GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment

The U.S. Postal Service (USPS) was established by Benjamin Franklin in 1775 when the Second Continental Congress appointed him as the first Postmaster General.

wrestling is trans because someone who was gone for a while will come back with a new name and everyone immediately accepts that and forgets the old name

Scream Cipher xkcd.com/3054

"Yoked Irving B isn't real and he can't seduce you." Yoked Irving B: #Severance

If you are a cis person *please* take 2 minutes to do this. Trans people with non-updated gender markers, historical gender marker changes, and X markers are terrified to travel right now; rolling back this policy would mean a lot.

Books designed to be read only by human eyes are different from books designed to be read by machines, which is why Google will tell you that the phrase “shake my booty” can be found in an 1863 English translation of Don Quixote.

Here’s a good model for responding to this dipshit’s letters:

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The Swol State!

As a film & tv writer I struggle with this sooooooo much

this is such a great idea 👇👇👇

the wheels on meals benny urquidez fight is one of the most pleasing to watch things involving the human body every put on film. up there with top levels of dance, pornos, champion athletics, whatever you name it

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There will be just enough IRS agents left to audit people the administration doesn’t like.

Live life to the silliest

Donald Trump is a Russian asset; it no longer matters if it’s witting or unwitting. He routinely spreads disinformation that originates in the Kremlin and the FSB, and does it to hurt America and our friends. If you support Trump, you have—morally speaking—betrayed your country.

Journalists should report the truth the way this judge laid it out.

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in terms of professions that do indeed owe you something, politician is actually one of the big ones

For those of you who have noted that Substack is basically a Nazi Bar and you’re looking for a place to move your writing to, the info in this thread may be an option worth looking into.

I've already played the demo to the time limit three times and I wasn't even home Monday...

we all know this classic way

we lost our way when cellphones stopped having built-in loops to thread a phone charm or wristlet through

HEARTBREAKING: Person with 20+ unfinished projects has a new idea for a project.

Shoutout to salt, nature’s perfect food

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I know this may come as a shock to some people, but majority voted for trump because he’s white. So when policies change, egg prices soar, jobs decline, they will be unwaveringly loyal to his whiteness. Yes it’s really that simple. Yes it’s really that deep.

Yes. Every Sunday (If I am not shooting a film) a few friends and I get together and paint model kits. We start at 9:00 AM and I post the process here at BSKY. Feel free to join us (I only post my models, not the others).

Annapurna Interactive announces 'Gone Home' extraction shooter sequel in which 30 players are parachuted into Rural Oregon and attempt to collect enough Angela Carter short story collections and Kate Bush LPs to realize they're a lesbian before anyone else

STOP complying in advance ***AND*** START resisting in advance. Folks need to spend more time actively resisting things before they happen. Have plans in place and don't just wait and see and scramble to do things after the fact.

✅ DEI Employer of the Day™ DSW "We believe in diversity, equity, and inclusion [DEI], and call on our associates, customers, and communities to hold us accountable to showing it every day." The NAACP Black Consumer Advisory encourages consumers to 'buy-in' on companies that back their values.

Relatable.

✨in an audition recently✨ artistic director: why don’t i already know you? in my head: bc i feel such miserable discomfort around self promotion that it has actively harmed my career & also i’m so insecure that i take this obvious compliment as an insult me out loud: i mean it’s a big world, man

A thing they rarely mention, even when they do discuss the burning of the Institute of Sexual Sciences, is that while the Nazis burned the library, they didn't burn the patient records. Instead they used them as a list, and hunted them down as targets.

Do you remember that time Pence tried to see Hamilton and the cast called him out. Or when McConnell was chased out of a resraurant and not allowed a peaceful meal. Or when Cruz abandoned Texas during the deep freeze and we shamed him into going home. That. Do that.