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britculpsapp.bsky.social • 3 days ago

i hope the orcas learn to fly the f-18s

blk.box•3 days ago

Or at least how to fire off a few "ocean pops"

blk.box•3 days ago

Imagine the Free Willy jump but Free Willy is in a jet

Somehow, someway

What do you think they’re doing right now?

learning how to do this & more quickly than humans ever could

Oh they will

I hope we know how to communicate coordinates too

Will they be listening to Danger Zone while they do it?

I hope the orcas master elemental sorcery, partly because I think they'd be adorable with driftwood staves in their mouths while they conjure storms

Counterpoint, they won't fit in the seats!

they pick the planes up with their mouths and zoom them around like kids playing with toy planes!

Some laminated operations manuals need to fall into the sea as well!

i won’t underestimate gladis here

WIRED: Tyrannosaurs in F-14s

INSPIRED: Orcas in F/A-18s

Game changer

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