Please settle a debate I’m having w/ @drjchernov.bsky.social. In the “replace all but one character with Muppets” game, but with Princess Bride, are you:
Team Julie: keep Cary Elwes as Westley & all others are Muppets, & Miss Piggy is Buttercup
~or~
Team Dan: keep RobinWright, Kermit is Westley.
Team Julie: keep Cary Elwes as Westley & all others are Muppets, & Miss Piggy is Buttercup
~or~
Team Dan: keep RobinWright, Kermit is Westley.
Comments
Westley getting smashed against a rock by a giant Muppet doesn't slap. Westley facing down Muppet RUS's doesn't slap.
Kermit delivering the monologue about "Pain" and Buttercup's perfect tiddies to Robin Wright?
That slaps.
Oh great, now I need to rewatch Princess Bride tonight. 😆
Dan, probably:
If for no other reason than to hear Kermit say “perfect breasts”.
Everything else as described: piggy, kermit, Gonzo is Montoya.
I do chuckle every time I picture Kermit rolling down the hill "As you wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish" but Elwes being nursed back to mostly alive by a team of Muppets wins it for me.