"Ubisoft is going under because of woke!"
Bitch, Ubisoft has a culture of sexual harassment and open racism/misogyny that'd give their executives front row seats at CPAC.
They're going under because Tower Climbing Open World Generic Quest Simulators started getting boring 15 years ago.
Bitch, Ubisoft has a culture of sexual harassment and open racism/misogyny that'd give their executives front row seats at CPAC.
They're going under because Tower Climbing Open World Generic Quest Simulators started getting boring 15 years ago.
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**turns on ‘96 Tomb Raider**
It’s super obnoxious to play Tower Climbing Open World Generic Quest Simulator when, every time you boot it up, they try to shove you into the microtransaction machine
https://www.pointandclickbait.com/2014/06/ubisoft-game-review/
(Sorry for the intense sarcasm, I'm so tired of these people)
Pagan was awesome but the complexity and his insecurities was done REALLY well too. We need more glamorous middle aged disaster bis in video games.
I remember the butthurt about Far Cry 5, too. It's fine to have FPSs set in exotic violent places where people are dangerous and crazy but suddenly when that exotic crazy place is America, people get very angry. 🤣
More honest than the people behind Call of Duty, really
wokeness was just a scapegoat to avoid real problems
You don't.
They could name themselves J.D. in the subcredits.
I don't get it. How can a bloody fantasy game offend some of you so much?
It's just a game, for fuck's sake.🤦🙄
I did not know about the racism/misogyny.
Just another reason not to give this company a damn penny.
Stop buying steam from companies that have launchers on their own.
You do want to support the comany with your money that actually releases games you are interested in, unlike valve.
You spend less than 1% of the game climbing towers. Not the best way to summarize their games.
Generic?
Ancient Egypt or 12th century Syria don't feel generic to me.
Boring?
Not to me. If it feels boring to you, then you are not the target audience of those games.
Climb a tower, watch the cutscene, jump off, start going to all the map icons it revealed, repeat.
And if they were woke, they would have cleaned their house and gotten rid of their culture of misogyny.
You mean to tell me you were okay with all the abuse and grifting, but the existence of black people is where you draw the line? Okay Adolph.
Imagine Concord made by gooners. That's their peak game based on their critique.
The average gamer is not playing stray gods, they are playing BG3.
Drowning would be games like BG3 being pushed out of the space.
Sarcasm: yea big game 3: the biggest
They've been bloated and have had legal troubles that require restructuring, but their demise is nonsense.
Stocks don't reflect the actual value of a company, especially a French company that looks like a hostile takeover from the Chinese is about to occur.
The leadership of Ubisoft is bad in so many ways.
I'm not salty or anything.
The pirate games were fun... but they were pirate games, not AC games. Unity was an ok game crushed under microtransactions, syndicate was unplayable janky trash, the rest have largely been just bad RPGs.
They haven't made a good AC game since Desmond, and a REALLY good one Ezio.
Valhalla was a bummer cause I finished the game it was just done and I didn’t even have to kill half of the bosses.
And syndicate was just something.... bizarre. I lasted about two evenings playing that jank before I noped out.
It's been a while but weren't there 100s of different outfit & weapon options, all of which you COULD in theory unlock by grinding... but that you could (and were encouraged to) pay for in stead?
They’ve had the option to get premium currency back in Assassin’s Creed III for multiplayer items, but I don’t remember much grind to get everything in Assassin’s Creed: Unity.
I genuinely have games that I don’t play because their launcher is so f**king annoying and I end up having to reset my password every time I want to play them.
It doesn’t even have a function for remembering your login details.
I hate them so much.
It's why no matter how much we sneer, CoD and AssCreed make money. They're accessible and a known quantity.
A lot of folks that just grew up on Halo/CoD/etc just aren't interested in learning new, different games. I'm not gonna tell that person to try Lunacid.