This rat I found refuses to teach me karate or buy me pizza. - ThreadSky

obscuregent.bsky.social • 84 days ago

This rat I found refuses to teach me karate or buy me pizza.

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xyphergeist.bsky.social•84 days ago

Does he maybe not speak english

thedarkrattler.bsky.social•84 days ago

Okay but how is it at solving mysteries? Maybe you can learn to be a detective, a great detective in fact!

blogus.bsky.social•84 days ago

Well, yeah, it doesn’t know karate, it knows nimpō.

mthead.bsky.social•84 days ago

And you don't get pizza until you've done your morning training routine.

kabykaby.bsky.social•84 days ago

You've been dudded, dude.

mimimuta.bsky.social•84 days ago

He got four mouths to feed, buy your own pizza

mau.fyi•84 days ago

Threaten it with the shredder

abilamm.bsky.social•84 days ago

Cause you’re not a turtle 🤷‍♀️

baelkor.bsky.social•84 days ago

That's because it's too busy munching Warpstone.

ogulyurdakul.bsky.social•84 days ago

did you try painting yourself green and carrying a hard shell on your back? rename yourself after a painter?

lordbelos.bsky.social•84 days ago

Yeah well I bet the rat's thinking "this human won't let me sit on their head under a hat and pilot them like a huge rat mech"

farashimbo.bsky.social•84 days ago

Not a Noble Magic Rat then? 😉

ristinraccoon.bsky.social•84 days ago

Put the rat on your head and ask it to help you cook.

newavenue.bsky.social•84 days ago

Maybe he's just trying to get back to his metropolis down your toilet

hiddenpinky.bsky.social•83 days ago

The sequel to Ratatouille should be Karatty

max-ambedo.bsky.social•84 days ago

Dude, not every rat eats pizza or knows karate.
Discover his personal skill set.
Maybe he a gourmet chef?

somedankinmycup.bsky.social•84 days ago

Rat bastard

etherealshimmer.bsky.social•84 days ago

Have you ever thought of, oh, I don't know - giving it that mutagenic Ooze first? It might help.

Results not guaranteed, but it's worth a try.

stinkycheesedad.bsky.social•84 days ago

Rats these days, too good for us turtles.

chilldragon975.bsky.social•84 days ago

Teenage mutated turtles only my friend.

adlerj.bsky.social•84 days ago

Does it at least have a tuxedo or dressing gown?

parilani.sparkle.blue•75 days ago

you got a dud rat

obscuregent.bsky.social•74 days ago

I will kiss so many rats to find the perfect one then!

parilani.sparkle.blue•74 days ago

i believe in your dreams :,)

millennialfair.com•84 days ago

Pizza rat doesn’t share.

demur.bsky.social•83 days ago

But does it snitch on vigilantes?

hedgeryder.bsky.social•84 days ago

feed him to snake

hedgeryder.bsky.social•84 days ago

lol jk <3 free lil mouse

thormageddon.bsky.social•84 days ago

Maybe put him/her under your hat. Could be you’ll start cookin something wonderful.

airsinclair28g.bsky.social•84 days ago

Snitches don’t know karate, and they don’t have money for pizza. That’s why they snitch; because the feds pay them.

varshapai.bsky.social•84 days ago

Goddamn rats, does it at least sing like Vincent Price?

milliondollarrat.bsky.social•84 days ago

Dude for the last time I don’t know karate and the only pizza we have is sewer pizza

laurazepam.bsky.social•84 days ago

He prob can only walk on all 4 legs too, laaame

obscuregent.bsky.social•84 days ago

I’m buying him a robe tho

laurazepam.bsky.social•84 days ago

You’re the Splinter now

ocms.bsky.social•84 days ago

Gotta put him under your chef hat and start cooking.

dougdoctor.bsky.social•84 days ago

A radical splinter Splinter?

davidwrobertson.bsky.social•84 days ago

Perhaps the rat is too busy.

okchrisruiz.bsky.social•84 days ago

Why are you wasting time posting this when you could be a world-class chef right now?

neutralantagonist.bsky.social•84 days ago

Have you given him a wooden cane yet?

huntforedsoxoct.bsky.social•84 days ago

Should have gone with a raccoon

cerculvicios.bsky.social•84 days ago

Same happened when I found a turtle

jasonjdelaney.bsky.social•84 days ago

How's your cooking because you might know a guy

bindiatthebeach.bsky.social•84 days ago

Yes but can he make you ratatouille?

mrsmokewell.bsky.social•84 days ago

Willard don't play that kinda shizzit!!

gensibayan.bsky.social•83 days ago

Weird. Are you doing something wrong?

kizucarter.vtubers.social•84 days ago

What an asshole

ohma57.bsky.social•84 days ago

Does it cook?

thisbethlife.bsky.social•84 days ago

Can it cook tho

maydaygay.bsky.social•84 days ago

It has to be an Asian-American rat for it to work. Try checking around the docks

undercoverninja.bsky.social•84 days ago

You know how selfish teenagers can be.

apriorigoof.bsky.social•84 days ago

Not super familiar with tmnt but based on vibes I’d be pretty surprised to find out they were paying for all that pizza

scairax.bsky.social•84 days ago

I think in the old live action movies, there's a scene of them paying the delivery guy with a generous tip. Now, where the money came from remains a mystery, but I think a few of their enemies woke up without wallets.

jamaicanlady.bsky.social•84 days ago

Maybe he can teach you how to make pizza...put him in your hat

brasscastle.bsky.social•84 days ago

Might be Amish.

alimancer.bsky.social•84 days ago

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