I have excellent gardening skills and have every intention of becoming a wise, mysterious old woman tending to her lush garden and animals.
Who can also choke someone out, and break ribs if need be.
Who can also choke someone out, and break ribs if need be.
I'd rather be a gardener, period
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— Miyamoto Musashi, The Book of Five Rings.
Only recently have I decided that I also want to be a crone with lethal ninja and weapon skills. :)
Guess who plants 12' tall mammoth sunflowers all over the front yard?
Other women wrote in about their husbands/boyfriends mindlessly killing their plants.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/09/01/men-killing-womens-plants-abuse/
https://www.reddit.com/r/SixFeetUnder/comments/p1id6r/would_ruths_tree_have_grown_back_after_george/
I also garden to ameliorate my anger issues, so I have a garage full of sharp shit, powered AND hand tools... and KC is the bbq capital of the world, so backyard cooking, a la Fried Green Tomatoes, would not raise an eyebrow.
Happy to teach other people (not just women!) how to take care of plants and gardens.