its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song about eating seeds as a pastime activity - ThreadSky

missmollymary.bsky.social • 93 days ago

its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song about eating seeds as a pastime activity

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benchsour.bsky.social•93 days ago

Righttt!? Oh songs about bulls on parade

jesushchr1st.bsky.social•93 days ago

Don't know why but my mind changed the word seeds to "ass" and I got confused because I thought there was more than one song dedicated to that.

But I don't think there are any songs dedicated to tossing salad on my birthday so...somebody get on that!

jhafero.bsky.social•93 days ago

I blame the toxicity of our city...

toni188.bsky.social•93 days ago

Whoa! I was just listening to Toxicity an hr ago.😄

preciousrobot.bsky.social•93 days ago

Really makes you wonder

gabrielcasiquito.bsky.social•93 days ago

Another 3.5 million
D o l l a r s.. 👇
Just for 🫵

quechato.bsky.social•93 days ago

huh I always thought it was about suicide

shatter.bsky.social•93 days ago

Really explains the toxicity when you stop and think about it.

joelbad.bsky.social•93 days ago

Of what?

shatter.bsky.social•93 days ago

Oh you sweet summer child....

joelbad.bsky.social•93 days ago

Of where?

shatter.bsky.social•93 days ago

Somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep.

voixnoir.bsky.social•92 days ago

Wow. This thread is just disorder. Disorder. Disorder.

spacefax.bsky.social•93 days ago

Of our city

bigslyme.bsky.social•93 days ago

The seeds. Most people who eat them as a pastime activity don't live long enough to make a song about it 😔

shatter.bsky.social•93 days ago

Disorder, disorder.

tacootje.bsky.social•93 days ago

thats cause no one likes to eat seats?

shimmerjim.bsky.social•93 days ago

It’s more fucked up when you find out Serj was talking about pumpkin seeds.

jesa70.bsky.social•93 days ago

Very sad

lyelhaz.posts.art•93 days ago

There's also only one song sung from the perspective of the rug's topography.

rev-d00d.bsky.social•93 days ago

Birds sing about it all day

pallwall.bsky.social•93 days ago

Thats because christians keep changing their story but eatting seeds is just a straightforward pass time activity.

irisyuvelir.bsky.social•92 days ago

Damn... That's a good point. Now I just have to write ✍️ one

pishibrishi.bsky.social•93 days ago

Makes you wonder. do they even know how toxic our cities are?

jazzymako.bsky.social•93 days ago

Truly an exceptional thought

edun1218.bsky.social•93 days ago

The toxicity of being christmassy

gayvenom.bsky.social•93 days ago

What is my feed doing lol but I mean fair

the-real-ree9000.bsky.social•93 days ago

representation matters.

spacefax.bsky.social•93 days ago

I can hear this post

boomer1956.bsky.social•93 days ago

Gosh, I was just thinking about that last night…

murface.bsky.social•93 days ago

Does “Eating Goober Peas” count?

drstrawman.bsky.social•93 days ago

...you, what do you own the world?
How do you own disorder?

DISORDER!!!!!!!

nezuh.bsky.social•93 days ago

And somehow one is considered more toxic than the other to urban areas. Make it make sense!

samiwamibot.bsky.social•93 days ago

Is that the same song as the one about the toxicity in our city?

crossandlotus.bsky.social•93 days ago

In our ciiityyyyy

odie-wan.bsky.social•93 days ago

This is a very underrated post (nearly said tweet there, eugh). Well played!

deserthermit.bsky.social•93 days ago

Give me 5 minutes...

(comes back with playlist of AI-generated renditions of System of a Down performing 1000 Christmas songs)

mrjackson19.bsky.social•93 days ago

Was That Lieutenant Pigeon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O465enGz03w

terhorab.bsky.social•93 days ago

The toxicity of our city, of our ciiityy. Thanks for the earworm.

mmacken.bsky.social•93 days ago

Working retail, I get so happy when I’m allowed to just pull and backstock product where it’s quiet and I can listen to my Spotify list, rather than forced to listen to all the terrible Christmas music on the floor