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Due to Elon not being available due shedding his exoskeleton, we reached out to a Doge team member for comment. Unfortunately, all Doge team members were unavailable due to their moms not letting them borrow the car

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wontgetfooledagain.bsky.social•16 days ago

LOL!

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wolfgangsanchez.bsky.social•16 days ago

Elon, when asked for comment, was unavailable due to a scheduling conflict as he was currently shedding his exoskeleton.

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owenwithee.bsky.social•16 days ago

I'm determining if I owe taxes this year.

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oleander0.bsky.social•16 days ago

Where is the laugh emoji? Did you read the Seth Abramson Substack about a former close friend of M’s calling him a world-ending supervillain?

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eagleneedle.bsky.social•16 days ago

Might work on MAGA minds but the rest of us are more intelligent.

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bean1113.bsky.social•15 days ago

🤔 seems legit.

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carriercarnes.bsky.social•16 days ago

This is so unbelievably farcical. 🙄

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guidotoons.bsky.social•16 days ago

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petegp.bsky.social•16 days ago

Monty Python wouldn't write it better.

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tedteddyquinn.bsky.social•16 days ago

Not even Monty Python would have come up with this timeline.

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vcla85.bsky.social•16 days ago

Of course

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bkunert.bsky.social•16 days ago

Wouldn't every criminal like to do that. Be the investigator and then Prosecutor of one's own crimes, to see if they broke the law and should be Prosecuted.

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khaib.bsky.social•16 days ago

🤦🏽

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handle.invalid•16 days ago

Truly

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corgilover129.bsky.social•16 days ago

Guy not right in the brain. Neuro waves don’t follow the correct route.

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haddenmart.bsky.social•16 days ago

Fox in henhouse

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truth-is-beauty.bsky.social•16 days ago

😅😅😅

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15112024.bsky.social•16 days ago

triplicate the protests, at a minimum

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spoontown11.bsky.social•16 days ago

Our own government, Congress and our own capitalist system created this monster. And now we can’t contain him.

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toto24eze.bsky.social•16 days ago

HA!!! 😂

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lvnvrcd.bsky.social•16 days ago

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susanfranklin.bsky.social•16 days ago

😆

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sean-patrick02.bsky.social•16 days ago

What a fucking joke!

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jinx2024.bsky.social•16 days ago

6 SC justices will have to justify why a convicted felon & civilly adjudicated r*pist gave unfettered access to US info, that Congress doesn't have, to a naturalized private citizen who grew up in apartheid & supports N*zism, is a "presidential act" to preserve democracy. Diabolically malicious.

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clownaudit.bsky.social•16 days ago

Same rules for Elon and Clarance

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50rass.bsky.social•16 days ago

The way how conflicts of interest should work.

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nischraval.bsky.social•16 days ago

I'm not in the predicting business but I'm predicting ZERO conflicts of interest.

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danyalbhuttophd.bsky.social•16 days ago

All this showing just how fragile our system is and how easily it can be taken advantage of. We need reform of the government itself.

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crazycatlady19.bsky.social•16 days ago

So the fox (sorry foxes) is guarding the hen house? 🤦🏼‍♀️

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bluespark25.bsky.social•16 days ago

Well that’s a relief.

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halfpint.bsky.social•16 days ago

That's a JOKE RIGHT

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ladigigi.bsky.social•16 days ago

🥺😳
.. oh wait ..
this is a joke, right?
Sarcasm right?
Unbelievable right??
🥺😳

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pthoege.bsky.social•16 days ago

Put this goddamm mother fucker in jail

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pthoege.bsky.social•16 days ago

From jail?

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chomskyhonk.bsky.social•16 days ago

This is going to create an evolution in humans looks.

One day, we'll all have indents in our foreheads from constantly doing a face palm.

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mtt88h.bsky.social•16 days ago

That is the most ludicrous statement I've heard! Elon Musk cannot be trusted. Quite literally No One, personally involved in conflicts of interest - can be trusted.

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willy85.bsky.social•16 days ago

We have investigated ourselves and found we did nothing wrong.

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jalican.bsky.social•16 days ago

Who does he think he is? Clarence Thomas?

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naturlvr.bsky.social•16 days ago

Noooooooo!!! Why has he not been arrested or deported or shot??? This situation is so stressing to.., we’ll, normal Americans.

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hawthornep.bsky.social•16 days ago

The White House doesn't know their asses from a bathroom glory hole.

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pongblip.bsky.social•16 days ago

Am just going to self audit my air and pleasure intake.......nope too much stop it all, right this second

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bbqcharlie.bsky.social•16 days ago

JFC. America is parody of a satire of a parody of a nightmare.

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eamon62.bsky.social•16 days ago

Whitewash House continues to spin shit.

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theisis.bsky.social•16 days ago

This guy is a guru at his paroxysm.

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tabkey18.bsky.social•16 days ago

Where is the bottom of this barrel???

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the-chieftan.bsky.social•16 days ago

"Hmm, checking, checking, nope! All good. Actually, I believe I'm being short changed and should be paid more!"

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sheisshamari.bsky.social•16 days ago

He looks like his mom fucked a toad and got pregnant...

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djmonijn.bsky.social•16 days ago

Deport please

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joehayes1.bsky.social•16 days ago

Lol, seriously. Just how naive does the white house think we are.

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boothaler.bsky.social•15 days ago

The man is a walking conflict of interests.

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jacqlosi.bsky.social•16 days ago

🤣

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girlapart.bsky.social•16 days ago

Oh, just like the Supreme Court

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temkin64.bsky.social•15 days ago

Let me guess what his conclusion will be.

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jimdibartolo.bsky.social•16 days ago

INSANITY, Mehdi!! This sort of deranged power & wealth drove me to begin working on my graphic novel two years ago:
F*CK BILLIONAIRES
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/f-ckbillionaires/f-ck-billionaires?ref=discovery_category&term=Billionaires&total_hits=1&category_id=252

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dawnmica.bsky.social•16 days ago

Bruh. How is this not a headline from The Onion.

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primeimages.bsky.social•16 days ago

Trump telling Musk what he can and cannot do? The guy just spent $300M to get Trump his get-out-of-jail??? He bought Trump lock stock and barrel and he now owns Trump, the White House, and the entire Republican party!🤨

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silvernepeta.bsky.social•16 days ago

Trmp is an easy mark. Just ask Eln Msk.

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rob-jp.bsky.social•16 days ago

Sounds logical, for a tyrant.

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josephwelchvi.bsky.social•16 days ago

I’m starting a Dead Pool and fat Elmo is the runaway leader at this
point.

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jerryrussa.bsky.social•16 days ago

The criminals will decide what is a crime

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onediva.bsky.social•16 days ago

Well that just doesn’t seem like a good idea to me.

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thedoggotout.bsky.social•16 days ago

The fox is in the henhouse.

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1bigdog.bsky.social•16 days ago

That approach is working so well for Supreme Court ethics violations.

We're sooo screwed.

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artmsylv.bsky.social•16 days ago

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incubus141.bsky.social•16 days ago

That's like having Pennywise leading the investigations into all the missing children in Derry.

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jeremybyington.bsky.social•16 days ago

Summon him to answer questions in front of Congress and then order the Capitol police to arrest him. Seal off the building if MAGA tries to smuggle him out.

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clwaryas.bsky.social•16 days ago

Suuuuuure!

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jveverka.bsky.social•15 days ago

Hahaha! Right. Ok!

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lvkopple.bsky.social•16 days ago

Kind of like Donnie small hands deciding if paying off a porn star was illegal or not

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vajeedali.bsky.social•16 days ago

It’s unethical, it’s a unelected private businessman meddling in state and federal secrets and legislation when he has business interests that overlap those very same agencies.. How crazy and wrong is this!!!

Is America turning into a third world anarchic state?

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chitraraj.bsky.social•16 days ago

Scotus taking care of their own bribes!

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kjw187.bsky.social•16 days ago

So much for Home of the Brave. Land of the free.
Turns out American's ain't that free or Brave. Wake Up America, trump is making you look weak and untrustworthy and dumb as f$$k.

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capnshores.bsky.social•16 days ago

So would his actions even be considered actions FROM the white house if they clearly don’t care what he does?
So why should any government employee or really, ANYONE, listen to him then?

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hollywhitevta.bsky.social•16 days ago

Real? This is REAL? We are being fucked with beyond measure.

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akuryo.bsky.social•16 days ago

And without a shred of irony either, it’s amazing it’s like the onion is writing itself

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pipercat.bsky.social•16 days ago

In other news, Foxes will guard henhouses going forward.

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mialena7roses.bsky.social•16 days ago

What in the living definition of fuck is happening??? Tell the script writers that their story line has long since jumped the shark.

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prajjwal.bsky.social•16 days ago

Let the fox guard the henhouse

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johnrya.bsky.social•16 days ago

This should be termed “Things that will never happen”! Much like Trump determining when he has conflicts of interest.

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putins-puppet.bsky.social•16 days ago

Revolution now

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captconvolvuli.bsky.social•15 days ago

Perfectly put Mehdi. It's a Circus. I hope everyone now sees what's coming...

An aging megalomaniac has pushed open the doors to a full Elmo Empire Takeover.

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sammy25.bsky.social•16 days ago

If it would be not so serious I would be laughing all day

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enahchine.bsky.social•16 days ago

I think billionaires should pay for their own space ships that show rapid disassembly in flight.

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taks1960.bsky.social•16 days ago

Wondering why Musk is so down on USAID? “according to The Lever, USAID's inspector general was investigating Musk's Starlink partnership with the Ukrainian government around the time DOGE shut down the organization.” - via Futurism

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15112024.bsky.social•16 days ago

because usaid had a role in ending the apartheid, when musk and his family had absolute power, instead of near absolute power

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woolyseas.bsky.social•16 days ago

I heard today it could be related making China happy - apparently they oppose USAID because it undermines their ability to infiltrate vulnerable regions and if Musk can shut it down they’ll reward him via his business there.

Whatever the reason, FUCK ELON MUSK.

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vinaigretteotside.bsky.social•16 days ago

Ridiculous

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r0bb3d.bsky.social•16 days ago

This makes perfect sense. What can go wrong..

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papapiccolino.bsky.social•16 days ago

Lol

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pjajr.bsky.social•16 days ago

Hahaha.
Thats like allowing an arsonist to investigate the fire he started.
Idiotic….. full stop.

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scoundrel2.bsky.social•16 days ago

oh, i hadn't realized that. i feel much better now, thanks.

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spike29.bsky.social•16 days ago

The White House says the foxes will determine whether they have a conflict with their contract of guarding all the hen houses.

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iznetro.bsky.social•15 days ago

Whatever happened to checks and balances?
Was that always a complete fallacy?

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oatenbeard.bsky.social•16 days ago

I thought this was a damn Onion article.

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chuddleswatch.bsky.social•16 days ago

Nope

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angiesuniverse.bsky.social•16 days ago

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rokgoddess.bsky.social•16 days ago

They can’t be a real headline? Bloomberg just lettin’ it roll.

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sdflazva.bsky.social•16 days ago

Fucking joke

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valadin.bsky.social•16 days ago

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professor-4960.bsky.social•16 days ago

OMG. I can't even...

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jogirl.bsky.social•16 days ago

No no no. He must divest his business interests or get out of DOGE.

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aryeh-f.bsky.social•16 days ago

more likely a tragedy in the works.

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candacemonforton.bsky.social•16 days ago

What a joke!

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thefool37.bsky.social•16 days ago

Letting Musk decide if Musk has any conflicts of interest creates a meta-conflict such that as soon as Musk makes a judgment that he has no conflicts of interest at time t1, he inescapably creates a brand new conflict of interest at time t2.

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laurili.bsky.social•16 days ago

They're saying F you all.

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wweiss53.bsky.social•16 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/astrokatie.com/post/3lhhsmtk7zc2a

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anxiouspepper.bsky.social•15 days ago

Oh is that how that works? See... He's the real president

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gemini713.bsky.social•16 days ago

I scrolled to this, not realizing it was the Onion, and my jaw dropped, same as it has for every real story coming out of there. We are now at the place where this headline reads real for us. Parody is our reality now.

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imyourmerlin.bsky.social•16 days ago

We arrest Elon and Trump or this nation dies, and we’ve apparently made our choices. Fuck this stupid suicidal hellhole, I want out.

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colinbags.bsky.social•16 days ago

😂😂😂🍷😂

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hacker78.bsky.social•16 days ago

Too funny, the fox is in the henhouse..

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poweredbycuriosity.bsky.social•15 days ago

😡

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albadawn.bsky.social•16 days ago

Reminiscent of when Trump was asked who’d do oversight on the PPP Loans to make sure they were going to the right people—and he said he’d “be the oversight.”

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thryse.com•16 days ago

Elon Musk said that Elon Musk will determine if there are conflicts of interest involving Elon Musk.

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xrainshine.bsky.social•16 days ago

I literally started laughing out loud!

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k-wren.bsky.social•16 days ago

Me, too. My husband and the dog both looked over at me like I was crazy.

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vaudindavid.bsky.social•16 days ago

Bluesky give me an example of recursive

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flamesting.bsky.social•16 days ago

What an absolute clown show

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kydemocraticgal.bsky.social•16 days ago

The Democrats need to do this all night…
say OVER & OVER & OVER & OVER how "Elon needs to be arrested" or "Elon wasn't elected" or "trump's executive orders are ILLEGAL

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ghostoffrankdrebin.bsky.social•16 days ago

The 24hr cable news talking heads kept saying 2024 was a ‘vibes election’.

The 2025 vibes…

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dfreshski6763-1.bsky.social•16 days ago

All performative doe the magas

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unclehatt.bsky.social•16 days ago

What brave board or CEO of a Musk competitor is going to sue?

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madatu.bsky.social•16 days ago

That’s like putting Trump in charge of a teen beauty contest.

What could go wrong.

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katog617.bsky.social•16 days ago

Snort bigly.

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vero1986.bsky.social•16 days ago

Now we know..
Musk has called the agency “evil” and a “criminal organization,” though the fact that USAID was investigating the Starlink activities may suggest ulterior motivations for the billionaire’s vitriol. It’s unclear what the Starlink probe’s status is right now.
https://gizmodo.com/elon-musks-enemy-usaid-was-investigating-starlink-over-its-contracts-in-ukraine-2000559365

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thudnblunder.bsky.social•16 days ago

These are the sorts of governments the US has pushed on many countries around the world. It’s wild seeing a similar government come in through an electoral victory here.

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sueshoes8.bsky.social•16 days ago

Maybe someone should just kick him out

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sueshoes8.bsky.social•16 days ago

More BS

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moktop.bsky.social•16 days ago

In other headlines :

Paedophile to determine sexual age limits 🤦🏻‍♂️

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anxiouspepper.bsky.social•15 days ago

Accurate to this story... No notes

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lostmydisguise.bsky.social•16 days ago

"Criminal investigates his own crimes."

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pete1971.bsky.social•16 days ago

"I've come to the conclusion that the crimes I committed were not criminal in nature."

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sapphireseraphim.bsky.social•16 days ago

Sweetie,

Who police the police is an honest question raised when those in power try to sidestep the need for oversight.

It's never been appropriate for people to be exempt from oversight in sensitive positions

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demur.bsky.social•16 days ago

White House statements are becoming a global laughing stock. Who the hell are approving these and do Republicans seriously have no shame?!

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bradrayburry.bsky.social•16 days ago

Sure, that works.

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annim96.bsky.social•16 days ago

The biggest problem with this is there are actually people out there who think that this is fine.

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bitzyjoy.bsky.social•16 days ago

But Burisma!

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whiskertickle.bsky.social•16 days ago

"Did you buy the American President"?
"Nope"

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lipblue.bsky.social•16 days ago

Onion Government

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truthseeker1973.bsky.social•16 days ago

Who believes the Neo-Nazis anymore?

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padraigpostal.bsky.social•16 days ago

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Indeed

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randomino.bsky.social•16 days ago

Is this like the State Department telling us Israel is investigating itself?

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theonetruedoink.bsky.social•16 days ago

That will work as well as his "self-driving" cars.

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tmita63.bsky.social•16 days ago

Maybe afterwards he can help my dog investigate who’s been eating all the chipmunks in my backyard.

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unifawn73.bsky.social•16 days ago

Having a psychopath, constantly intoxicated on strong psychoactive substances, at the helm of the US government is not a good idea. I really hope this is stopped before a tragedy unfolds.

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abbeyrice.bsky.social•16 days ago

Omg I heard this somewhere else and I literally thought it was a joke.

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simulacrandrew.bsky.social•16 days ago

But he *promises* to be good.

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ryanhofmann10.bsky.social•16 days ago

How it feels to be the most ineffectual congress ever.

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carlgt1.bsky.social•16 days ago

The myth of “self regulating corporations” has been a Libertarisn mantra for fifty years at least.

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angelawalch.substack.com•16 days ago

Just like the Supreme Court does it. Works like a charm.

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tdale2.bsky.social•15 days ago

Musk will decide... Oh will he, Ya no conflict of interest here! How stupid can it get................

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lbw28.bsky.social•16 days ago

You really can’t make this 💩 up🤦🏽‍♀️

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eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social•16 days ago

Hmm....i like this idea, i'm going to commit many crimes and then decide if i should go to jail or not

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karenelewis.bsky.social•16 days ago

Still laughing at thought that Musk will police himself 😂🤣😂

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karenelewis.bsky.social•16 days ago

LROL!!! He is a govt contractor, sucking on govt teat. Still, he violated campaign finance law with his PAC. He has ngreed not ethics. Check https://www.fec.gov/help-candidates-and-committees/candidate-taking-receipts/who-can-and-cant-contribute/

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karenelewis.bsky.social•15 days ago

Got this from a fundraising text today: check out #4

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freyjavalar.bsky.social•16 days ago

Oh well, thank goodness. Now we don't need to worry.

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gr8fulfred.bsky.social•16 days ago

See also: “Industry Can Regulate Itself.”

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jumpbail69.bsky.social•16 days ago

Where in the fuck is Congress?

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jumpbail69.bsky.social•16 days ago

😁😁😁what a joke

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ghowell73.bsky.social•16 days ago

I saw this earlier. I think my head exploded then, so no words.

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turbineseaplane.bsky.social•16 days ago

Wolf says Hen House will be just fine

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sarasmirks.bsky.social•16 days ago

💃🫠

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turnipfutures.bsky.social•16 days ago

he has lizard eyes

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mistermisanthrope.bsky.social•16 days ago

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probon.bsky.social•16 days ago

I'm sure he won't use his position to gain unfair advantage. So sure.

https://www.space.com/spacex-blue-origin-space-force-launch-contracts-2025-2029

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half-time.bsky.social•16 days ago

What absolute nonsense!!!

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ronafernandez.bsky.social•16 days ago

JFC

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capuchadou.bsky.social•16 days ago

I used to say that when they do the remake of Halloween, they should use a Rump mask in place of William Shatner's for Michael to wear but now I've changed my mind. It should be of Elmo and the way he looks in that photo.

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sierrasol.bsky.social•16 days ago

reminds me of when “israel would investigate itself” when they were clearing committing war crimes. clown government

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millie29.bsky.social•16 days ago

My favorite was when the videos emerged in Amsterdam showing the Zionist hooligans were at fault and suddenly “Hamas is in the Netherlands!” They’re a broken record of stupidity

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sierrasol.bsky.social•16 days ago

same play book as these crooks 😪

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henri2019.bsky.social•16 days ago

So he get to decide it?

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lanine.bsky.social•16 days ago

Conservative submissiveness in a nutshell. Defer to the elite, they’re so smart!

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reliablesourcesusa.bsky.social•16 days ago

Just like Elon Musk has “read only” data from our Treasury Department.

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upearly.bsky.social•16 days ago

well, isn't that special

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louis8086.bsky.social•16 days ago

Insane behaviour…. Surely there is a state law somewhere he is breaking where Trump can’t pardon him or block an investigation?

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amandalast.bsky.social•16 days ago

I do not have sarcasm strong enough for this...

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xtinctalazapa.bsky.social•16 days ago

I laughed and thought, “good one Onion!” And then I saw that it wasn’t 👀😐

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mikestivala.bsky.social•16 days ago

Oh okay - the pasty, Nazi, Nepo baby billionaire is gonna police himself…

I feel much better now

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nych3.bsky.social•16 days ago

😑

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thecursingpoet.bsky.social•16 days ago

Elon bought Donald, and the receipt says he owns the government, so no conflict there at all.

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christopezemole.bsky.social•16 days ago

So same rules as SCOTUS and President.

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elchucho.bsky.social•16 days ago

USA is a fucking joke

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ptryck.bsky.social•16 days ago

once again showing how dumb he really is - that is not how compliance / ethics works at all.

no fucking way any of his businesses are compliant if he does not understand the basics - this should start investigations into his companies - they should bring everyone... EVERYONE!

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