Jesus, hell no. Oh you want your ability to talk back - there’s a monthly subscription model for that. Over the air update melted your hippocampus? We’ll add that to the backlog. We might consider turning off the highly targeted adverts as we can literally read your mind now.
I would say that anyone who volunteers for this deserves whatever happens to them, but I'm afraid we may all have to deal with whatever results from this.
Honestly, the worst part about this is Musk giving hope to people with debilitating disabilities that they may someday be able to walk again with these chips.
This is almost Mars terraforming-level bullshit he's using to emotionally manipulate people.
Literally, Musk doesn't give a shit about helping people. He's doing this for cold hard cash (and government contracts) and doesn't care whose lives/emotions he ruins in the process.
Anyone that uses Twitter will be giving that a massive swerve.
“Thanks but no thanks. Have you seen what he’s done to that and he want to start fiddling with my brain? I’d rather stay this fucked up than be that fucked up cheers”
At least people, unlike monkeys, will be given a huge waiver to sign, to the effect that they don't blame Musk whatsoever, and in fact are thankful to him for the chance to meet the Creator.
All manner of compassion for anyone who needs this tech badly enough to volunteer
Despite my doubts and loathing of the guy I'm willing to hope he pulls it off
Despite his narcissism, It's not all about him
So supposedly this is going to help people with paralysis or epilepsy or whatever, but I’m pretty sure the only thing that’s been done with it so far is playing Pong, right?
Love that the company with the CEO that had secret babies with Elon and mutilated hospice monkeys en masse is looking to start clinical trials. I hope all of Elons most vocal adherents sign up.
Buh, and I guess according to Wikipedia the generic "executive" title is because she's a director of special operations that reports to Divorced Guy and she may have headed Tesla's Autopilot program too... so, not exactly a stellar resume...
I’d probably do it but I’d make my loved ones promise to dig it out of me with needle-nose pliers if I started agreeing with fascists and talking during movies.
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Hahahaha what am I saying, what lawyers?
This is almost Mars terraforming-level bullshit he's using to emotionally manipulate people.
“Thanks but no thanks. Have you seen what he’s done to that and he want to start fiddling with my brain? I’d rather stay this fucked up than be that fucked up cheers”
I can't believe they won't accept medical technology for women, but they're rooting on "The Riddler."
i’d probably sign up too if i know i have a degenerative disease but damn
Despite my doubts and loathing of the guy I'm willing to hope he pulls it off
Despite his narcissism, It's not all about him
question is if brains are harder than social media lol
I don't get it.
But you know, him first.
oh wait my mistake i grabbed these out of the before folder