I’ve really been lowering bar for what I consider an accomplishments. I just congratulated myself on not getting up to pee for a whole cross-country flight. There were no benefits and it felt bad.
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I feel like you should get a certificate of merit for this, or at least a fist bump from the flight attendant. But I too am proud of minor accomplishments, such as making a cheesecake from scratch, replacing my duvet cover without crawling into it, & not "accidentally" making any nazi salutes.
I was driving to a meeting today and had to pee but told myself I could hold it but I had to pullover, go into a grocery store and buy a greeting card so I could use the bathroom. I’m utterly ashamed of myself.
He's leaving out the part where all he had to drink was coffee for the entire flight. Pretty sure that’s just caffeine-fueled delusion masquerading as greatness.
There was a benefit, Josh. You didn’t have to step into that disgusting space known as an airplane bathroom. I consider that something worth celebrating!
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( I just came from a park where a little girl in a Cinderella dress peed on herself because the line to the bathroom was too long ☹️)
Heroes, capes etc.