Hit me with your most embarrassing injury.
Mine is spraining my side trying to remove a shirt.
Mine is spraining my side trying to remove a shirt.
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I was reasonably competent at skating around in circles, but it was my first time wearing hockey skates.
Uh it plugged up my appendix so that exploded like a year later & gave me peritonitis.
Son is in a stroller.
Wife let go of stroller which starts to roll. I panic, go to grab it, fall, shatter my wrist.
Wife grabs handle of stroller, which hadn't moved more than 8-10 inches.
I sort of have to lasso my foot with my knickers to avoid bending down.
I sprained my ankle when I stepped on a block of cheddar that had fallen or if the fridge
I threw out my back coring an apple.
That was really annoying
No, not cricket bat or anything. A cricket. A bug. It flew in through an open window on a bus and bounced off my forehead hard enough to leave a permanent mark.
Sprained my back picking up my cats' food bowl. 🙄
When people asked about it, I would say "skydiving accident." They'd say "really???" I'd say "no."
Repeatedly.
Years apart.
I guess “pile of newspapers” dates that story a bit - was probably around 2000
People think something got driven through my hand like a badass, but what actually happened was that a vintage sewing machine fell on my hand. On the corner. From a top shelf.
It was my flesh.
that ended up breaking my ankle. later that week, it rained and i slipped on my crutches so both ankles broke and i was in a wheelchair. classmates were not kind lol
super aggressive pigeons...
I was also in an open mic voice call. My friends heard the thunk. 5 years later, never lived it down.
Then I had to file the most embarrassing workman's comp of all time.
https://youtu.be/9OGziyW-_FY?si=N549uFTWdpG1TdVK
I was sat cross legged and it suddenly went pop.
Slammed it while storming out of an argument with my ex.
Sat for a long time deciding whether I wanted to call out to him for help or just bleed to death.
Someone freed me after laughing for like 5 solid minutes.
°Spanking a friend at his 21st birthday party
°Playing ping pong at a local/public ping pong venue
°Fortnite dancing on a dock in a fancy neighborhood, Easter 2023
I came off stage. Nobody had seen it happen.
I also almost got a concussion from toddlers pushing me off a bed, fucked my neck for years.
As a kid I used to run face first into doors SO MUCH my teachers had to walk with me everywhere.
Getting old is cool.
It came out of the sheathe, I went to catch the VERY sharp sword with my hand. Sliced a good chunk of skin off me.
And no that's not a euphemism.
Only when I was fully airborne and moving at considerable speed did I notice the lamp post in my way....
At least Armarouge and I are bound by blood now?
Fell down and landed on my elbow and broke my left arm.
And ... you guessed it.
Fainted, fell backwards, and broke my neck.
Grateful for every step I've taken since.
She was in her 60s & everyone knew it was totally true.
Badly bruised my ego.
And that only because I was too lazy to walk around the table.
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It was and I had second-degree burns on my hand and was off sick for two weeks.
Needless to say I am rocking steel toed slippers around the holidays
I bushwhack through rocky mountain terrain for work, so that was embarrassing as hell.
Woke up fine & briefly thought "wow, that was odd" then found out my back had spasmed overnight and any movement was PAIN!
Got it sorted with a physio over the weekend, just in time for work on Monday.
Or the time I had a night terror so severe, it injured my lower GI tract and I had to wear adult diapers for a month.
Less than a week out of my cast, a Reba McEntire impersonator destroyed my OTHER ankle trying to escape my friend's online girlfriend at a boat show.
I didn’t even feel it. 2 days later, it looked like I had a gel-cap glued to the side of my hand.
It's slightly curved to this day (~30 years later) and you can see daylight between it and my middle finger.
I will never forget the look on the hospital staff faces when the ambulance door opened. “”David?” it was hilarious.
I noticed a J-hook I'd forged earlier out of place after having gone to the bathroom,
and touched it without checking for heat.
which sucked because that was my writing hand.
At least I got a cool ninja turtles cast.
It's my one real scar, and as un-sexy a story as possible?
Also, in 1st grade I did a franks and beans to myself and had to have the school nurse free me