When I like a mutual's NSFW selfie I mean it in the sense of like standing on the sidelines of the soccer game sternly clapping and saying good hustle good hustle
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when I tap that ❤️ I avert my gaze and tap in the most respectful and least threatening manner possible, all the while thinking only the purest and most wholesome of thoughts
Clearly, there need to be two different buttons; one for "Well presented, my sibling in Bast. The people you are aiming at will be helpless before your radiant charisma." and another for "I would crawl on my hands and knees over five meters of broken glass to [REDACTED] your [REDACTED]. Call me."
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