hard times, but at least there's no law that prohibits us from transporting jello in our underwear - ThreadSky

sonictyrant.bsky.social • 10 days ago

hard times, but at least there's no law that prohibits us from transporting jello in our underwear

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qwertying.bsky.social•10 days ago

That explains why I see more and more people leaving the grocery store with glazed smiles on their faces.

sonictyrant.bsky.social•10 days ago

me: *glazed expression* grocery shopping can be fun Tim 😉😂😂

tamethestallion.bsky.social•10 days ago

ttflowers.bsky.social•10 days ago

Yet
Don't encourage them

sonictyrant.bsky.social•10 days ago

😆🙌

thamessider.bsky.social•10 days ago

you say that until you get stopped trying to get through airport security with raspberry jelly spilling out.

sonictyrant.bsky.social•10 days ago

😂😂

thamessider.bsky.social•10 days ago

telling them "hey, edible cavity search" probably not the best approach either

sonictyrant.bsky.social•10 days ago

😆😂

muffintopmomma.bsky.social•10 days ago

Ghad Dammit

😂😂😂🙏

sonictyrant.bsky.social•10 days ago

live a little, the cops cant do a thing about it 😂😉😘

crutnacker.bsky.social•10 days ago

Yet

sonictyrant.bsky.social•10 days ago

😂

aikiwomannc.bsky.social•10 days ago

It's the little things that bring joy

sonictyrant.bsky.social•10 days ago

😂😂😆😍🥰🥰🥳🙌💯🙏 so true Christina! 😂😆😍😍🥳💯🙏

infiniteview.bsky.social•10 days ago

* Not applicable in Texas

4rn01d84alt.bsky.social•10 days ago

I'm sure it's only a matter of seconds:)

sonictyrant.bsky.social•10 days ago

damn those killjoys 😂

4rn01d84alt.bsky.social•10 days ago

Elon will just aimlessly walk into the Oval Office one day, see Trump stuff his pants with jello, and explain that’s because Eric was in the mood for Jello, and Ivanka and Melania were otherwise occupied, gold-plating Airforce One.😂

sonictyrant.bsky.social•10 days ago

😂

4rn01d84alt.bsky.social•10 days ago

Of course, this is total satire... can you imagine Ivanka and Melania voluntarily working on a project together?

sonictyrant.bsky.social•10 days ago

😂😂

4rn01d84alt.bsky.social•10 days ago

And that's where the jello ban will begin... And now I ask you, how likely does all this sound, considering who sits behind the resolute desk?

cause.bsky.social•10 days ago

Important to keep things in perspective thank you

ufomitzidino.bsky.social•10 days ago

Yet...
I can just imagine it...
"Whadda we want?"
"Jellobriefs!"
When do we wan em?"
"NOW!"

sonictyrant.bsky.social•10 days ago

😉😂😂

neal-stanifer.bsky.social•10 days ago

Thank heavens. My love life would be devastated. Ladies love the jiggle.

sonictyrant.bsky.social•10 days ago

😂

savascha.bsky.social•10 days ago

Yet! No law, yet.

sonictyrant.bsky.social•10 days ago

😉😂😂

savascha.bsky.social•10 days ago

I believe in you, you can turn the tide!

sonictyrant.bsky.social•10 days ago

living the dream Savascha! 😂🥳

savascha.bsky.social•10 days ago

Jello firmly ensconced! Although firmly might be the wrong word for Jello

sonictyrant.bsky.social•10 days ago

😂😂 i think you're right about "firmly" 😆

mick2mark.bsky.social•10 days ago

#GiggleOfTheDay ..wtf... Hahhahh

s-words426.bsky.social•9 days ago

Yet.

sonictyrant.bsky.social•9 days ago

😂

benderdict.bsky.social•10 days ago

Out here acting like you're immune to the laws of GRAVITY! OH YEAH, your jello jigglers are gonna fall right out the dickhole. How dare you sir.

lilcrow12.bsky.social•10 days ago

If only jello were warm. Oooooo

sonictyrant.bsky.social•10 days ago

we must have the technology Lil Crow! 😆😂😘😉🥳😍🥰💯🙌

lilcrow12.bsky.social•10 days ago

I neeed it INKY! 😂🤣🥰🫶🏻🥹😍😎🐦‍⬛🐰

sonictyrant.bsky.social•10 days ago

😆😂😂😂🙏🙌💯😍🥰😘🥳😉

zerodynamic.bsky.social•10 days ago

I have discovered a new interest

sonictyrant.bsky.social•10 days ago

😂

its-lex-actually.bsky.social•10 days ago

It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free

sonictyrant.bsky.social•10 days ago

🙏😂

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