Farts are just demons trying to escape the body because they’re sick of your shit. - ThreadSky

beaveinflow.bsky.social • 99 days ago

Farts are just demons trying to escape the body because they’re sick of your shit.

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greg69247.bsky.social•98 days ago

jjonesy.bsky.social•99 days ago

And they’re funny af

beaveinflow.bsky.social•98 days ago

Only when I do them

jjonesy.bsky.social•98 days ago

Everyone thinks their shit don’t stink

goatsofdoom.bsky.social•98 days ago

Finally, an explanation I can understand and even agree with.

beaveinflow.bsky.social•98 days ago

I’m pretty excellent at science

filthyperson.bsky.social•98 days ago

sometimes........ its more than just a fart........

runswindows95.bsky.social•99 days ago

So, Taco Bell counts as a possession?

beaveinflow.bsky.social•99 days ago

I’m no priest, butt yes.

runswindows95.bsky.social•99 days ago

Hehehe..you said priest...hehehe

justmebutnot1.bsky.social•99 days ago

I bottle them in like genies

beaveinflow.bsky.social•99 days ago

You’re like a ghostbuster!

justmebutnot1.bsky.social•99 days ago

Yes, except for all the cool stuff

flynnunbound.bsky.social•99 days ago

Reverse ghostbuster

justmebutnot1.bsky.social•99 days ago

stevecantsmell.bsky.social•99 days ago

If only you were cute woman, you could sell those. On OnlyFarts

justmebutnot1.bsky.social•99 days ago

Do people still catfish?

the-big-lemattski.bsky.social•98 days ago

Then I’m the most possessed fucker on earth

poetaster.bsky.social•98 days ago

Beaverstar!

garry1369.bsky.social•98 days ago

🥴😉

worldoffoo.bsky.social•98 days ago

Why is my shit in other people??? 😱

msbabadook.bsky.social•98 days ago

Well they need to get the hell out.

thisilove.bsky.social•98 days ago

Uh excuse me I'm sorry that my finally tuned naturally aspirated 5L 2HP body produces a little bit of exhaust when I rev up to 120 bpm, MY BAD I'M SORRY THERE'S A PRICE TO PAY FOR SUCH PERFORMANCE

roguegrunt.bsky.social•99 days ago

scottiesnake.bsky.social•98 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

That's why I fart so much!
I'm an asshole! (No pun intended)

badboybill69.bsky.social•99 days ago

Exorcising my demons every morning an hour after having my coffee

smurfmasterjym.bsky.social•98 days ago

No one is ready to deal with the number & ferocity of my demons

mook-xc.bsky.social•99 days ago

That explains it.

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