okay yes this is ridiculous but you have to agree that the convoy based on this would be hilarious. buncha right wing goofs invading Ottawa chanting "We won't eat crickets" like they all had a collective nightmare about A Bug's Life - ThreadSky

clareblackwood.bsky.social • 113 days ago

okay yes this is ridiculous but you have to agree that the convoy based on this would be hilarious. buncha right wing goofs invading Ottawa chanting "We won't eat crickets" like they all had a collective nightmare about A Bug's Life

Reposted from Luke LeBrun

Pierre Poilievre is running a petition opposing Justin Trudeau’s “woke agenda” to force Canadians to “eat bugs”

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canlug.bsky.social•113 days ago

poilievre and the CONs are taking dumbfuckery to a whole new level! 🤡😂👎

joeaconite.com•113 days ago

Nobody tell these idiots what some food dye had been made of for decades.
Or the right wing relaxed inspection wants had added to many factory foods.

kenlans27.bsky.social•113 days ago

Interesting. Testing to see if the📌 works.

woolyonezeez.bsky.social•113 days ago

I used to be addicted to cocaine back when I was also a drunk. I don’t know who among my old circle is a Conservative and who wasn’t, but I will say all of us ingested things worse for the human body than bugs

saettlerliz.bsky.social•113 days ago

It’s bigger and more organized than you imagine.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/london/london-ontario-cricket-factory-1.6562083

kellyot.bsky.social•113 days ago

I’m so tired of this crap & ppl who believe bs conspiracies

saettlerliz.bsky.social•113 days ago

Me too. But they’re ardent voters, and, if you know them personally, many are kind, community-minded people. I feel we need to engage with them at that level and try to shift their narrative. Despair gets us fascism.

kellyot.bsky.social•113 days ago

The ones I know are not. They believe themselves to be but they are harmful toxic ppl other than to their small close circle.

mikevlasic.bsky.social•113 days ago

"The WEF, UN, & their Chinese troops will force us to eat crickets!"
Actually, crickets are smarter than any Klanvoyer.

itmustbebunnies.bsky.social•113 days ago

kdodd27.bsky.social•113 days ago

Reportedly 19% of Trump voters were "low information". No reason to think it is different in Canada. Meaning those know nothing voters get info like this by word of mouth, believe it, vote accordingly. Are a deciding factor.

dondickinson.bsky.social•113 days ago

19%? I started looking into literacy rates in USA, and found that figure to be much much higher.
... but I get your point, and agree that Canada is no different.

kdodd27.bsky.social•113 days ago

Maybe it is higher. The point is it is enough to be a difference maker.

colleenmr.bsky.social•112 days ago

I hope the company sues them - this is the second go round for the lunacy

susande.bsky.social•113 days ago

Why is he borrowing insane stuff from the BC Rustad campaign?

sqirlgirly.bsky.social•113 days ago

Cause they both get their conspiracies from Americans.

liftupalways.bsky.social•113 days ago

The eating bugs thing is decades old, like most of their silly conspiracies. They get spun up by conservatives now and then. It also ties into the “WEF controls the world” narrative: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/8/4/will-eating-insects-save-the-planet

jonoduine.bsky.social•112 days ago

How will the convoy buggers cope with this?

A few guidelines from FDA:
"Pasta may contain an average of 225 insect fragments."
"One maggot is allowed in every 250 milliliters of fruit."
"Up to a kilogram of insect parts is allowed in 100 kilograms of chocolate."

https://www.wyff4.com/article/gross-but-true-you-unknowingly-eat-bugs-every-day/9931927

playsthecarokann.bsky.social•113 days ago

Welp, the culture war in Canada just took a weird turn.

clareblackwood.bsky.social•113 days ago

ALSO let us not gloss over the casual "no more roads," like trudeau is planning some sort of dystopian state where everyone has to cut through the overgrown wilds of alberta to get to the bank or be sent to Cricket Jail

janniemcjanjan.bsky.social•112 days ago

Poilievre has no respect for what he sees as his "base." That's why he lies so flagrantly to them.
He counts on them being too stupid to understand how he's abusing them.
#PoilievreIsUnfitToLead
#CPCisMAGA
#cdnpoli

dawnsev.bsky.social•113 days ago

[insert wry laugh]
I work for the gov't of Canada. We can't even order PENS w/o bugging our (overworked) divisional admin & going through five administrative steps. And even then, not until the new fiscal starts in April '25.
No Cdn PS has time to do all the crazy stuff they accuse us of doing.

clareblackwood.bsky.social•113 days ago

okay but when you GET those pens, you use them to write up your future plans to enslave all Canadians in a digital bank, correct?

dawnsev.bsky.social•113 days ago

Only if I get to be the penholder for the tiger team that creates the placemat for the Assistant Acting Deputy Managing Minister!

clareblackwood.bsky.social•113 days ago

lneumannca.bsky.social•113 days ago

🤦‍♀️

hanssolo4love.bsky.social•112 days ago

A lot will happen before you go to cricket jail. You have to be arrested by the cricket police , charge with running an illegal cricket underground operation, face a cricket jury and judge.The courtroom will be silenced, and only crickets will be heard.

johnroscoe.bsky.social•113 days ago

"WE WILL NOT EAT BUGS WELL OK LOBSTER BUT OTHER THAN GIANT SEA BUGS SLATHERED IN BUTTER WE REFUSE TO EAT BUGS AND THAT'S THAT"

clareblackwood.bsky.social•113 days ago

I'm convinced

thepsyoflife.bsky.social•113 days ago

They won't have to eat bugs. They can always pay the $1,000.00 a pound for steak and hamburger after the climate collapses and can no longer support eight billion people the 100's of billions of livestock. There will always be choice for those who can afford it.

pepperfire.bsky.social•113 days ago

Just the other day, Skippy was whining that there was a manufacturer who had been given a grant by Trudeau (Trudeau had nada to do with it), Said manufacturer is going out of business. Their product? Edible crickets.

Canadians aren't ready to eat bugs.

pepperfire.bsky.social•113 days ago

I've been informed that they are not actually going out of business, they are just meeting great resistence to such products.

raylarson.bsky.social•113 days ago

They’re getting desperate as the economy improves. At the same time, progressive and centrists need to build a robust platform that addresses the struggles people feel. Households and individuals are stretched to the max, housing, healthcare are top priorities.

julieyyz.bsky.social•113 days ago

They won’t eat bugs but they’ll sun their balls and drink their “aged urine”.

jarkopolo.bsky.social•113 days ago

"no more roads"

kelowna777.bsky.social•113 days ago

It is ridiculous. He's trying to be trump lite. I'm sick of trudeau, but will hold my nose and vote for him over anything the conservatives have to offer

dougmich.bsky.social•113 days ago

Chirp chirp!

kellyblack.ca•113 days ago

“No more roads” 🤔

sv-rub-a-dub.bsky.social•113 days ago

Me, wondering how to support this imaginary version of Trudeau.

boredconjurer.bsky.social•113 days ago

Agree but we may not be too far off from this future 😭

cjrey.bsky.social•113 days ago

PeePee’s a’sceered people will want to eat him!

hanssolo4love.bsky.social•112 days ago

The far right will share recepies online, have cookouts, their will be roach coaches in every street corner selling crickets on a stick. They will have healthy cricket salads, cricket sandwiches, oven baked cricket scallop potatoes. There will be feasts breaking out everywhere.

hanssolo4love.bsky.social•112 days ago

All liberals have to do is to say, " we refuse to eat crickets because they are reincarnated socialists and communists," and you will see a feeding frenzy break out amongst the people on the far right fighting over the last crickets leg to savior on.

kokojoe.bsky.social•113 days ago

Protozoa for Pierre!!!!!!

kokojoe.bsky.social•113 days ago

Protozoa for Poilievre will be next. Another 3 word slogan.

wallykibler.bsky.social•113 days ago

Are the religious zealots of the far right turning their backs on Christian teachings?

tctinvr.bsky.social•113 days ago

They saw how: "your child gets trans surgery at recess" & "immigrants are eating your pets" worked for the new Fuhrer. Elon is banking that it works here.

moeberg.bsky.social•113 days ago

At this point, I wish the Conservatives would just be…crickets, so I don’t have to listen to them any more.

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