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banthafodder.bsky.social•607 days ago

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kimhu.bsky.social•606 days ago

I am taking more irreparable psychological damage with every screenshot I see..

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davidprecht.bsky.social•606 days ago

Zuck with a totally human response I can’t handle that place my God it’s inane and I feel gross

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notidee.bsky.social•606 days ago

That guy is not an actual person, there’s no way

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karlbode.com•606 days ago

charisma of a walnut

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larrykenobi.bsky.social•607 days ago

this “threads” situation is getting dire.

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jove.bsky.social•607 days ago

This gives me flashbacks to the greatest line in cinema history:

Green Goblin: So Spider-Man? Are you IN or OUT?

Spider-Man: It’s you who’s out Gobby…out of your mind!

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optimstie.bsky.social•606 days ago

Which, in turn, reminds me of this gold exchange from Transporter 2:

Jason Statham: Sorry... flight's been cancelled.

Big Bad: I'm sorry to inform you that YOU have been cancelled!

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jove.bsky.social•606 days ago

Classic

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humblenovice.bsky.social•607 days ago

Oh dear lord, is that Zuck's profile icon!?

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brustiebaby.bsky.social•607 days ago

He’s not beating the robot allegations lll

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kristenrichardson.bsky.social•607 days ago

Dead of cringe ⚰️

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tsalmoth.bsky.social•606 days ago

He's cheering on a guy known for DWI, domestic violence, and sexual assault. Clearly diving into the "be like Musk" pool in the deep end here.

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friendlykitties.bsky.social•607 days ago

“i’ll tell you what’s up.. the damn temperature in july!”

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kellyo101.bsky.social•607 days ago

Humor joke incoming.

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smenor.com•607 days ago

I know he hates the movie and portrayal but Jesse Eisenberg made him seem about a quadrillion times cooler than he is

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thurmojo.bsky.social•607 days ago

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ginaruiz.bsky.social•607 days ago

Oy

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gfrancie.bsky.social•606 days ago

They really are dweebs.

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wokeymcwokeface.bsky.social•607 days ago

On second thought, let's not go to Threads. It is a silly place.

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eyllena.bsky.social•607 days ago

How is it possible to give offf such massive "AI-generated Tom from MySpace" vibes there?

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gilbertjasono.bsky.social•607 days ago

I read this and said “I want to die” out loud

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nmancuso.bsky.social•607 days ago

Sweet baby rays vibes

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mithos343.bsky.social•607 days ago

Thanks, Mark

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joshalbeza.bsky.social•607 days ago

Oh god no

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yamara.bsky.social•607 days ago

Just could not hang on for that third like, eh?

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coolhand.bsky.social•607 days ago

done. Thanks. In case you need the data point, your post took me from “ugh I have to do it and I don’t wanna” to a full opt out

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optimstie.bsky.social•607 days ago

The good news: that's the funniest Mark Zuckerberg's ever been.

The bad news: that's the funniest Mark Zuckerberg's ever been.

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pookerus.bsky.social•607 days ago

oh god he talks like a thirteen year old

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hongziyang.bsky.social•606 days ago

It’s the 2 likes that really brings it all together.

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velvetbunderground.bsky.social•606 days ago

That "especially" is bugging the shit out of me. Does he mean to imply that there are champion MMA fighters besides Bones joining Threads??

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shiplives.bsky.social•606 days ago

Oh, man, this made me laugh out loud.

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filthyelitist.bsky.social•606 days ago

Crazy that the Biden admin runs savvier social media than Zuck does

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cheer.gay•607 days ago

i want to strap him to a table and pull him apart with little tweezers and study him

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twoform.bsky.social•607 days ago

🤮

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causamdicere.bsky.social•607 days ago

Zuck possesses the uncanny ability to write like chatGPT

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auntieoddfur.bsky.social•607 days ago

uncanny is the appropriate word

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tonyreilly.bsky.social•606 days ago

But you need to delete your Insta accout if you want to fully close your Thread accout. Kinda glad it's not in Ireland tbh

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carrow.wtf•607 days ago

Jesus tapdancing fuck

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nephew.bsky.social•606 days ago

Thats literally what this website is except its weird sexless rich guys on there instead of weird sexless spreadsheet office goons on here but ok

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dannycooper.bsky.social•607 days ago

Man Zuck’s AI is working on overdrive tonight

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liink.bsky.social•606 days ago

He should switch his language processor to ChatGPT - its more human sounding than whatever hes using atm

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figmentpudding.com•607 days ago

In absence of gifs I will be expressing myself via The Immortal (Band)

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nickwrightdata.ntw.app•607 days ago

Replying like a desperate dude in a chat room in 2003

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legionbobo.bsky.social•606 days ago

Attn @radiofreetom.bsky.social... if this is Threads...

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eightbithavok.bsky.social•606 days ago

zuck is nothing if not extremely cringe

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sacha.prins.net•606 days ago

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ttttimmy.bsky.social•607 days ago

My fucking eyes

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vinminen.bsky.social•607 days ago

He's fishing for a proxy in the Elon cage match...

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mikevanbus.bsky.social•607 days ago

The bar for social media CEOs not being total fuck bags has been moved so low now I’m just glad he’s not replying with “concerning” to someone posting that their toaster has gone woke because burning is more obvious on white bread

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zenofdesign.com•607 days ago

Hey @jonjones.bsky.social just look at what you're missing

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mattyberad.bsky.social•607 days ago

Teach tech people prose challenge

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