new york was kinda an uncut king until b*n l*den came through performing the most ambitious double-Bris of all time on september eleventh two thousand and one - ThreadSky

junlper.beer • 130 days ago

new york was kinda an uncut king until b*n l*den came through performing the most ambitious double-Bris of all time on september eleventh two thousand and one

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hipstersaur.ilick.rocks•130 days ago

This one's better

jamminjava.bsky.social•130 days ago

honestly the most offensive thing about these jokes is thinking new york was anything special in the first place

ericsthirdball.bsky.social•130 days ago

This is antisemitic

bizcaz.bsky.social•130 days ago

Incredible

kbenjaminstone.bsky.social•130 days ago

*Laughing through the terrible tingly feeling in my balls at what you’ve described*

kingless4k.bsky.social•130 days ago

he was feeling a lil silly that day

radiationghoul.bsky.social•130 days ago

@dragontamer.bsky.social

geodudehht.bsky.social•130 days ago

STOP.

shuchancellor.online•130 days ago

Those dang ol hijackers, they clipped us, they CLIPPED US!!!!

impemboganecue.bsky.social•130 days ago

He's doing it old school. He's sucking the blood out with his MOUTH. This is an OUTRAGE

shuchancellor.online•130 days ago

A DISGRACE

ecogrrl.bsky.social•130 days ago

This is not cool. Families still mourn their loved ones.

manicpixievampire.bsky.social•130 days ago

this is exactly the kind of shitpost you would see on twitter. i feel right at home 🥹🥹

jonnyjukebox.net•130 days ago

im sorry, new york was kind of an what?

chirpdotbat.bsky.social•130 days ago

I read that as biden

roughhousinbyproxy.bsky.social•130 days ago

lmfao

darksidestraxus.bsky.social•130 days ago

utgaardloke.bsky.social•130 days ago

Are you implying New York had two dicks?

eyekay.bsky.social•130 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_I6BdDU9W8 You and your followers rn

smams.bsky.social•130 days ago

New york was kinda a big apple until bin laden with the conceivable upper limit of what cider presses could be came to town

eggyolkyy.bsky.social•130 days ago

the way u censor his name makes me read it as joe biden, its happened both times

jacnorwood.bsky.social•130 days ago

This is the one

saowou.bsky.social•130 days ago

I am a Victorian pilgrim and this is the last piece of literature i have read. I am now ascending to the realm above. Goodbye

ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social•130 days ago

that's a good point

dornoc429.bsky.social•130 days ago

banger #xeet

birdwizard.bsky.social•130 days ago

Mr. President a second post has hit bluesky

claire-saudade.bsky.social•130 days ago

chicago is now the king

maximumderek.net•130 days ago

wakeupultra2.bsky.social•130 days ago

I liked that guy he was evil as fuck

usernametaken017.bsky.social•130 days ago

Doubling down

like the towers

waterpikowner.bsky.social•129 days ago

Mazel Tov

borocor.bsky.social•130 days ago

HOLY

sapporofan.bsky.social•130 days ago

Can u make it pregnant

iliketocrochet.bsky.social•130 days ago

I mean, if you're in an N.K. Jemisin story, you can. Or if you're a reasonably good artist

jamesoncoolville.bsky.social•130 days ago

Thanks for that June

princessputrid.bsky.social•130 days ago

a plane in the hand is worth two in the towers

bee-gan.bsky.social•130 days ago

u fell off
just like my uncle did when he went to a meeting in nyc on september eleventh two thousand and one

usernametaken017.bsky.social•130 days ago

nope.wheel.of.fortune.balatro.gif

customcosy.bsky.social•130 days ago

how many more of these have you got pud

novvhere.bsky.social•130 days ago

STOP! OH MY GOD!! 😂😂😭😭

I shouldve never mentioned Im from New York 😔

seliel-the-shaper.itch.io•130 days ago

This one cut close to home

whiteglove.bsky.social•130 days ago

This is so immensely fucking hilarious

mediahead.bsky.social•130 days ago

I'm just gonna go walk into the ocean now

mburnamfink.bsky.social•129 days ago

Skeeting is back!

*Wolf Howl*

meleesadposts.bsky.social•130 days ago

intactivists suddenly vindicated

chuff.bsky.social•130 days ago

Good on you for doubling down, so to speak.

randomyo.bsky.social•130 days ago

doubling down, just like the twin towers

glittertooth.bsky.social•130 days ago

Uh… excuse me but this is bluesky and you’re bringing a lot of X energy with this

usernametaken017.bsky.social•130 days ago

When you bring that sort of twitter vibe to the bluesky function

jaco.social•130 days ago

Girl.. 😭😭

inanity101.bsky.social•130 days ago

This one is much more respectful. Thank you for listening to constructive criticism!

kaczynski.bsky.social•130 days ago

lmfaoo this is an all-time follow up

embertargaryen.bsky.social•130 days ago

double bris lmao

doctorheron.bsky.social•130 days ago

now that you've framed 9/11 in circumcision terms, i do NOT rock with it

baumer.bsky.social•130 days ago

Can't spell Bin Laden without Biden. Why aren't more people talking about this?!?

theangelremiel.bsky.social•130 days ago

Biden did that?

nobsmom.bsky.social•130 days ago

Read again…they put *’s in place of vowels.

theangelremiel.bsky.social•130 days ago

oh shit, did they?

theangelremiel.bsky.social•130 days ago

well now I feel stupid

nobsmom.bsky.social•130 days ago

Nah, that what I thought when I saw it too!! lol

benderdict.bsky.social•130 days ago

zeno-sama35.bsky.social•130 days ago

Double orchiectomy

switchitup.bsky.social•130 days ago

Everytime I see this tweet I keep thinking you're saying Biden did 9/11 lmao

psykwol.bsky.social•130 days ago

uncut to vasectomized

cjbirdlaw.bsky.social•130 days ago

YEP Joe Branlden

rancho.bsky.social•130 days ago

We need more people like you on here, everyone else sound so deranged

onlyblkmgsfan.bsky.social•130 days ago

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