I’ll say it: even though the chef is clearly working very hard, I would never knowingly eat a burger prepared under the conditions depicted in Burger Time - ThreadSky

pixelatedboat.bsky.social • 419 days ago

I’ll say it: even though the chef is clearly working very hard, I would never knowingly eat a burger prepared under the conditions depicted in Burger Time

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hazyfox.bsky.social•418 days ago

it may not be hygienic, but it would certainly be filling

irishninja.bsky.social•418 days ago

if u were being chased by angry weiners & salt was your only weapon?
i'd eat ur burgers, pal

juliusgoat.bsky.social•418 days ago

you crazy for this one, boat

norbizness.bsky.social•418 days ago

"Everybody's feet are getting cut up real bad from all the shards of broken mug glass"-- sample of the complaint box at Root Beer Tapper

brentwaggoner.bsky.social•418 days ago

imo the portion size is also too large

nevetsboy.bsky.social•418 days ago

I don't think that place is OSHA-compliant.

timclare.bsky.social•419 days ago

Eggs getting crushed between falling patties like workers on the Toyota production line in the 70s

nigelingledew.bsky.social•418 days ago

An unfortunate Corollary.

telemark.bsky.social•418 days ago

Or Corolla.

papihustle.bsky.social•419 days ago

A voice in my mind drones: "Number 15: Burger Time Foot Lettuce"

zechharvey.bsky.social•418 days ago

Oh, you'll drink wine from grapes stomped on people, but not meat? Bougie.

garulon.bsky.social•418 days ago

Wimpy licensed their name to a clone of this game and also made burgers that looked like they'd been stamped on

Mr. Wimpy (video game) - Wikipedia

arealjoeldehn.bsky.social•418 days ago

I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a handful of tokens today!

darthastris.bsky.social•419 days ago

I hate to tell you buuuuuuuuuuut...

jimhasfun.wnyrpg.com•418 days ago

Who remembers the 1983 ad for the home console version of the game?

ppu512.bsky.social•418 days ago

Waiter, there's a tiny egg with legs in my burger!! 🤬

phyrexianmetamour.bsky.social•418 days ago

no extra charge!

schuyler.info•418 days ago

burgertime_theme.wav

daivereed.bsky.social•418 days ago

Justice for Peter Pepper

misterjustin.bsky.social•418 days ago

You know that chef is high AF... That's why he's not being chased by shrooms... He ate them already

zeker.bsky.social•418 days ago

Upton Sinclair running across a giant burger patty, being chased by an angry pickle, furiously scribbling in his notebook. The world must know.

kauffy.us•416 days ago

Like I'd ever eat a burger with a bun the size of a mattress. Again.

thegilmonster.bsky.social•418 days ago

Thanks for reinstating that game's 8-second loop background music in my head, you monster

thwarted.bsky.social•418 days ago

"Prepared under the conditions in Burger Time" is indicated on the menu with a little 🧑‍🍳 symbol next to the item.

thwarted.bsky.social•418 days ago

As if quality is directly correlated with effort.

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