This apparently-true fact about Sonic the Hedgehog invites us to imagine a world where Bill Clinton never rose to prominence and as a result Sonic was lethargic and useless - ThreadSky

pixelatedboat.bsky.social • 101 days ago

This apparently-true fact about Sonic the Hedgehog invites us to imagine a world where Bill Clinton never rose to prominence and as a result Sonic was lethargic and useless

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jhadur.bsky.social•101 days ago

Impressive level of disdain for Doctor Eggman there.

horsemorsel.bsky.social•100 days ago

Guy in Japan: You know who would make a great mascot character for our game? The governor of Arkansas!

sirvenus.bsky.social•101 days ago

And Amy Rose is based on Margaret Thatcher (as we all know Amy famously hates unions)

mwsl.bsky.social•100 days ago

Sonic but Dukakis

darksidestraxus.bsky.social•101 days ago

Alternative universe where the developers knew the real reason why Clinton had a “can do” attitude so they based Sonic off of Ralph Nader instead.

enlightenedlibra.bsky.social•100 days ago

His games are useless.

mitchelltrips.bsky.social•101 days ago

Flight logs also show that Sonic went to Dr. Robotnik's private island several times.

kduffy.bsky.social•101 days ago

This explains at least some of the sonic fandom's horniness

borgmamel.bsky.social•100 days ago

investigated over improper ring handling in White Water Zone

trecoolx.bsky.social•101 days ago

At last Sonic’s love of chili dogs and sex makes sense

bbqdotgov.bsky.social•101 days ago

So Tails is … James Carville? Janet Reno?

timclare.bsky.social•101 days ago

What an interesting bit of trivia! I always wondered about those annoying mini games where Sonic consults focus groups

folksong.co•101 days ago

Why do they keep calling him eggman instead of “robotnik” though??

juiceone.bsky.social•101 days ago

I thought it was odd in that Sonic & Knuckles bonus round where the goal is to put your cigar into Knuckles' pussy

lukehaines85.bsky.social•100 days ago

Your comment made me wonder about echidna reproduction and now I've learned that they have four-headed penises. So... That's how my day is going...

kjell1979.bsky.social•100 days ago

I will anxiously await the Sonic Multiverse "What If ...?" series on Disney Plus.

lkjandersen.bsky.social•100 days ago

"I did not have a sexual relationship with that bat"

airwolf.bsky.social•101 days ago

The number of citations for that claim is disheartening

timprice.bsky.social•101 days ago

Sonic having his 'Sally Acorn moment' during the campaign by denouncing her extreme anti-badnik rhetoric

secretions.bsky.social•101 days ago

"Sonic was based on Bill Clinton" is something I never would have expected. Suspicious that he's been spotted on Tails's plane.

artisdumb.com•100 days ago

Miles Prower? The kitsune?

hotcoco.bsky.social•100 days ago

Miles Morales? The Prowler?

harishevek.bsky.social•101 days ago

Symbol of youthful non-conformism Bill Clinton

Man the 90s sucked in retrospect

ejmaron.bsky.social•101 days ago

I prefer the world where Sonic is instead a paranoid conspiracy theorist who's extremely short

straighttalk317.bsky.social•101 days ago

Eric that is knuckles.

benzelevansky.com•101 days ago

Despondent the Hedgehog

buttpraxis.bsky.social•100 days ago

largesseadultson.bsky.social•101 days ago

Subsonic

sabretooth.bsky.social•101 days ago

Sonic canonically tried marijuana in college but never inhaled

spoogemage420.bsky.social•101 days ago

Sonic is a Good Old Boy confirmed

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