I don't know who exactly you're talking about, but I do know generally, and you are absolutely correct. I don't even think prisons should be a thing and you are absolutely correct anyway.
Rich bloke in his 40s who’s trying to stay forever young using nothing but lots and lots of money. Pale as a ghost in Klan robes during a snowstorm. Looks like someone waxed a corpse.
And here I was thinking that pumping his son full of drugs and then taking his blood were the worst things.
His other kids refuse contact because of "religious differences." Good work God, you finally saved some kids from a weird pervert.
the real prison is when he turns 250 and is unable to move outside his zero gravity biorejuvenation chamber because the earth has burned to a crisp after he harvested the ozone layer to restore his testicle size to 84% of the size they were when he was a mere billionaire.
I'm remembering the "Just For Men" hair dye commercial where the old man dyes his hair for a job interview. Then the hiring manager turns out to be a blonde business babe, and she grabs him by the tie and drags him into her office.
Not sure why he felt the need to throw in that first part, but I think it’s safe to say the second part you mentioned should continue to be considered “Plan A”
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I still think about Twink Hitler.
Is that part of the de-aging process?
Speaking as someone with psoriasis, he looks like me when I’m off my medication.
His other kids refuse contact because of "religious differences." Good work God, you finally saved some kids from a weird pervert.
i am undone
Tried to find that video on YouTube, but no luck.
https://archive.org/details/youtube-d6RZCZzAUNw
Hyphenate dammit....