Who wants spies who look like they could fit into other societies? What's the point of that? - ThreadSky

libraryanna.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Makes is easier to spot them. Harder to see infiltrate.

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consensus-reality.bsky.social•20 hours ago

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robinbudd.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Coming soon to a theater near you: Musk's Private Army.

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annalyticgirl.bsky.social•20 hours ago

What could possibly go wrong? 🤔

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davidmack.bsky.social•19 hours ago

History might not repeat itself, but it definitely rhymes. From the film CHARLIE WILSON’S WAR —
https://youtu.be/dWotE8IY_YQ?feature=shared&t=114

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bryanmaxwell.bsky.social•20 hours ago

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blackohiosky.bsky.social•20 hours ago

"Sunglasses and a baseball cap! That's the best spy costume. Everybody knows that! If you put on sunglasses and a baseball cap there's no way you'll be recognized."

Buzz Dupp.

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tomneil.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Making America Less Safe! Nice going.

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juststeve120.bsky.social•51 minutes ago

Great... we have people who understand nothing about spy-craft, making hiring decisions about the people who would actually be doing it.

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ofhuman.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Seriously and Amazon now owns James Bond franchise so maybe they can help out with cool dudes in shades to gather intelligence.

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heymrwilson1.bsky.social•16 hours ago

They're basing their decisions on attractive White men straight out of central casting.

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spa-bsky.bsky.social•28 minutes ago

Yes! Send Eric Trump to “fade into” Iranian society! Do it!

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insideeyeroll.bsky.social•20 hours ago

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jtrott.bsky.social•19 hours ago

They can’t fire Jean Moulin.

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raymitchell.bsky.social•19 hours ago

No worries. They'll fit right in

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sageboomer.bsky.social•20 hours ago

#SeeYouInCourt

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grubert.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Fire people who are experts on infiltration, investigation, compromise, evading security.

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lenecharlotten.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Hmm realy
So Elon and Donny take care of you ??????

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bbut59.bsky.social•17 hours ago

They want spies that are all white and have the appropriate hood.

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billymusicguy.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Donald Trump doesn't want any of our spies to look.Anything except absolutely american.

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evilrbt.bsky.social•20 hours ago

The enemy will never see our next generation of spies coming.

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artweber.bsky.social•6 hours ago

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willrockwell052.bsky.social•4 hours ago

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browwiw.bsky.social•18 hours ago

I am a nerd who is more familiar with the politics of the ancient Greek world. This really feels like Athens dicking around and exiling their best general Alicibiades so he just turns around and advises Sparta on how to defeat Athens. Why isn't Canada immediately hiring these guys?

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browwiw.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Granted, it's not a perfect analogy because the decisions to take a little adventure to Sicily with the Spartans occupying your doorstep is the most neolib brained thing every, imho

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tomp70.bsky.social•16 hours ago

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lightner47.bsky.social•16 hours ago

😂😂😂

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redwingfla.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Don’t you know? They’re all supposed to look like James Bond.

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martinweir.bsky.social•17 hours ago

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martinweir.bsky.social•17 hours ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Licinius_Crassus#:~:text=Marcus%20Licinius%20Crassus%20(%2F%CB%88k,the%20richest%20man%20in%20Rome%22.&text=Bust%20found%20in%20the%20Licinian,Rome%2C%20traditionally%20identified%20as%20Crassus.

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bitey2.bsky.social•17 hours ago

All spies should look like E. Howard Hunt. When they want to be undercover, they can wear very, very sneaky sunglasses like these...on E. Howard Hunt.

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flamingtwits.bsky.social•19 hours ago

It would be a shame if a disgruntled former employee decided to take action on those responsible for their state of disgruntilization.

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the-blue-moose.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Yeah, really, darn shame, huh?

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visiblemusic.bsky.social•20 hours ago

these idiots will cut off their arm to get rid of a hangnail...

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judithmcintosh.bsky.social•19 hours ago

I’ll never support the CIA, ever

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norbizness.bsky.social•20 hours ago

That's OK, 98% of our spying activities will henceforth be aimed at Canada.

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au-ug.bsky.social•19 hours ago

There's a solid reason Canada should distrust us.

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huge-jackedman.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Surely a white guy with a glue on beard will work in all setting, right?

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zoomzoom91.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Who needs new spies? Everyone is going to be bigly friends of Donnie businessman, right?

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solidporcelain.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Although this would be a good opportunity to restrict the CIA to analysis only, its original mission.

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joeyblau.bsky.social•20 hours ago

some of them were speaking a non-English foreign-type language nd so were suspected of un-American activities...

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johnspikowski.com•16 hours ago

Ironic. Trump is firing thousands of people in the government so they can file for unemployment and not have to work.

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neil-1936.bsky.social•16 hours ago

The absurdity of this administration is getting monotonous and nauseating.

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obie54.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Why would they need diversity, aren't everyone they spy on White Christian males?

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ericdawson68.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Everyone knows they must have dark suits, raybans and crew cuts.

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j-e-l1.bsky.social•15 hours ago

…& hiring members of the J6 choir instead… to smear their feces on the walls…?
People are saying…

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stuartdonaldson22.bsky.social•18 hours ago

That’ll be great for morale.

Henceforth all CIA agents have to wear a tuxedo and have a British accent

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bobtre.bsky.social•4 hours ago

So now the Russians will have more spies in the US than we’ll have. Great!

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bigchaunc64.bsky.social•20 hours ago

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au-ug.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Lol rmfao

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megidd.bsky.social•16 hours ago

America is in trouble

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adventuresandatoms.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Yes! No one in Asia or the Middle East will ever suspect the 6'5" blue-eyed, blonde haired, square-jawed chicken farmer.

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lightner47.bsky.social•16 hours ago

😂😂😂

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lestatdelc.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Here's hoping some no fired CIA folks realize black raging Elon and his criminal fucks are the only viable path forward.

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lestatdelc.bsky.social•15 hours ago

"no fired" = "now fired"

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jaymarose.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Or understand other people.
We got guns.

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angrygenxdad.bsky.social•49 minutes ago

KGB agent #Kraznov is accomplishing his mission.

Donald Trump was recruited by KGB with codename 'Krasnov', claims ex-Soviet spy https://uk.news.yahoo.com/donald-trump-recruited-kgb-codename-180759277.html

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paulalz.bsky.social•20 hours ago

yeah, white, male, english-only spies are sufficient to the demands of a diverse world. Make America great again!

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au-ug.bsky.social•19 hours ago

The american experiment is dead.

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burrowcrat.bsky.social•20 hours ago

A covert foreign intelligence service made up entirely of white MAGA bros. What a joke.

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brandonsims.bsky.social•3 hours ago

https://youtu.be/sQ_4m2ocxhI?feature=shared

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the-barely-jew.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Trump's CIA infiltrating ISIS

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coopgrl.bsky.social•19 hours ago

I wonder if any foreign intelligence service trusts the US any more.

This debacle may actually be good for other countries, realizing they better not depend on us.

Grow wings and fly! We are now empty nesters.

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hashnaif.bsky.social•20 hours ago

James Bond, the world's most famous spy.

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brianwilcox.bsky.social•20 hours ago

White kids from Iowa wandering around Yemen will fit in perfectly.

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dwood1026.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Just out of curiosity how many people have lost their jobs so far?

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kayforsaken.bsky.social•20 hours ago

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bebe4real.bsky.social•15 hours ago

He’s teaming up with his comrade, putin, most likely. Old enough to remember 2017, when he insulted the CIA, to their faces. He fired the guy in charge of investigating the russian cyber (warfare) attack on our election, while helping them (treason). National security failed miserably to protect us

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basiccitygirl.bsky.social•6 hours ago

It's a smokescreen to cover breaking how agency's function. Martial law comes next.

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janetshope.bsky.social•5 hours ago

I agree. I’m wondering how this works though, when the people owns so many guns.

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snowedintoo.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Good point Janet. Isn't it also the NRA gun lobby shouting "2nd Amendment" after school shootings & quoting the Constitution about the right to access guns to protect themselves from the tyranny of their own government? They remain silent...