Hold the fuck on — are you telling me that the invade Greenland party is moving their orange jello Jesus’ day one dictator party indoors because it’s going to be too cold outside?
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Dear MAGA folks. Ya know why he moved his inauguration inside leaving 250,000 of you out in the cold - he doesn’t give a damn about you - never did - never will.
The move indoors on Monday has a very dark and disgusting possibility. The Orange turd may announce J6 pardon signed in the rotunda..aka..the scene of the crime. Darkness and Dystopia start soon, God help us.
I mean, it’s not like The slop president was going to go to Greenland with the troops… it’s pretty par for the course… not only is he so pathetic that he think honoring a passed President is a personal slight, but he can’t manage SLIGHT discomfort on behalf of his cultist followers. Use and abuse
Rather than say the crowd will be too small outside, he comes up with the “I can’t take the cold” story because Felon47 ego is so fragile. A big snowflake should be able to handle a little cold weather.
He can’t figure out what climate change is. This thing “weather” is not the same as a planet being murdered by uncontrolled human habitation. The MAGA scientists think the Jews control the weather with their lasers. THATS WHY TRANS PEOPLE & the BORDER!!!!
1. His size is small. Crowd size.
2. Not even MLK Jr. wants this to happen on his holiday birthday. Thanks, Mother Nature.
3. You know how stadiums/arenas have product names? So, while it now be:
A) X White House,
B) Meta Congress, and
C) Amazon Supreme Court
Trump is scaling back the Inauguration plans because hotels are only at 70% occupancy and he doesn't want to be embarrassed that his attendance will be less than President Obama's again!! He had the first one doctored!! Poor little Maga Trump!!
The REAL reason is the forecast is for windy conditions and Orange Wonder 2.0 doesn't want to have his trained head ferret flippin' and a floppin' all over tarnation.
They don’t want to go to Greenland. They just want to own it. Greenland was an important strategic stronghold in the board game risk, which is a favorite among nerd boys like musk. I can’t help but think that is the basis for this need for Greenland now. They are playing global Risk.
With everyone making fun of poor Donny being afraid of the cold or small crowd size, I bet he tries to change it to there being a credible security threat.
Orrrrr that's the excuse and they remember from last time how bad all that open space looked so they're moving it somewhere it's less obvious how few people attend.
Thats the excuse, but we all know that it's actually because they realized his crowd size was gonna be exactly like his 🍆, EXTREMELY TINY, so they decided to move it inside
Maybe they want it to be like the original Australia. They'll send all the undesirables there to be enslaved extracting natural resources until they die.
That's the excuse, 70% hotel booking, much less than last time it swore in, is the real reason. Remember, turn TV on, but NOT a channel that does news. Home shopping for example. Nielsen counts TVs on, so having another channel reduces the ratio.
Ok I did some research, to be in Nielsen ratings you are recruited and get hardware to measure what and how long you watch. It is from those 40,000 homes and 100k people that the ratings for all 120 million homes are calculated. So if you are not in the group, watch or not, it won't count.
It’s 100% the lack of enthusiasm-little crowd. Don just lucked out that it’s cold so they can have the excuse and get everyone blabbing about the weather instead of how unpopular this Lame Duck Don is. Limp Duck Don.
Supposedly actors can get $150 for showing up at inauguration. I think it comes down to not wanting to look weak with a poor outdoors crowd. Only to look weak because it’s cold.
Pretty sure they were mentally ill violent drug offenders per Elon Musk. To clarify not talking Don Jr or convicted drug offender Timmy Zeeb that helped them hire the real homeless.
Hate to say it but a lot of the people they pulled in were in fact drug dealers and drug users. The guy they recorded asking Trump to buy them is a convicted drug smuggler. At least it looks bad for Junior 😂
They’re definitely not all on drugs. Many of them enjoy the free education provided in Denmark. They also cannot, under any circumstances, support full independence.
Denmark isn’t going to stand in their way if they decide on full independence. They won’t though. They can already control things such as infrastructure but they choose not to because they can’t afford it.
"Obama was inaugurated outdoors despite a temperature of 28 degrees, with "wind chill values in the mid teens," according to the National Weather Service (NWS). About 1.8 million people attended Obama's inauguration despite the cold weather, according to The Washington Post"
It's not very manly. I mean, he's the healthiest person in the history of the world, should live to 200, ask Ronny Jackson, what's a little cold? Tell him William Henry Harrison called & said he's a fucking wussy.
They don’t ever want to go to Greenland, they just want to own more stuff. When you have everything else but someone else’s country it eats at you so bad you have to have it.
I guess Junior was so high during his little visit to Greenland that when he got home, he forgot to tell Daddy how cold it really is and to forget about invading the block of ice.
Nothing worse than a 🥶🍊💩! The felon can't handle the cold! It's not even going to be cold... He's either worried about no one showing up, or being assassinated... Or both. This timeline is certainly disturbing, and he hasn't even taken the oath yet. Is it 2028 yet?
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Trump Inaugural Song
🎵MAGA it’s cold outside
Billionaires this way
MAGA it’s cold outside
Poor go away
MAGA its cold outside
This evening will be hoping they’ll see
Democrats aren’t nice
We’ll take out, put’em ice
MAGA it’s cold outside🎵
The strongest, healthiest, manliest president ever (who fully recovered from a gunshot wound to the head in less than two weeks) might catch the sniffles if he spends an hour out side in 25 degree weather.
The Toddler-in-Chief doesn't want news coverage going worldwide of a 'crowd' of 30 red hats. He would be embarrassed by photos of his weave blowing down the street and, if so equipped, a damp, cold diaper would likely be miserable.
This is my theory - he knew the crowd size would be small (hotel reservations and other indicators are low) so he decided to use the weather as an excuse to move it indoors and then blame that for any lesser crowd.
It won’t be. He’s invited half the world.
Every Canadian premier was invited. Thats never happened before.
He is inviting everyone……to have that crowd.
I am not sure. Because all the others have joined together to stand up for Canada and not be bullied by trump. Except Smith. She is sucking his big toe.
That was just exactly what I was going to say. I hear the hotels aren’t fully booked. I also wonder if some got tickets with no intention of attending? We all know how 45 carries on and on about the size of his crowds
Trump is so old. His arthritis wouldn’t be able to stand that type of cold. Was hoping it stayed outside so he would catch a bad cold or something & wouldn’t be able to sign any harmful executive orders on day one.
To be fair... If there were trillions of dollars in exploitable natural resources they'd be out there (or at least have someone carry TV's out there so they could do it remote.
Yup, what a bunch of f*ing whimps. High temp for then predicted 23F, with some wind. Wow!!!!! It’s because TreasonGuy’s orange hair whig will get messed up. Wear a ski hat u clown!! An f*ing whimp, pansy, like all bullies really are.
Saw 2 MAGAts from Oklahoma getting interviewed in D.C. that were pissed they spent money to travel to Washington only to be denied the inauguration. How long until they figure out it never was about them and all about Trump?
😻I think it's glorious! Especially for the dumbass who spent $6K to see his Dear Orange Fascist DickTater Cheeto Benito for the inauguration. It was supposed to be redemption for his disastrous J6 trip! This kind of stupidity writes the jokes for us!😹😹😹😹😹
Guy across the street’s a Vietnam era Navy vet.I almost had a💜attack when I saw the MAGA flag on his house.I was BEYOND enraged!It shows me he’s a bag of💩who doesn’t deserve help when💩goes tits up.I’m DONE after this election.This is THEIR lesson & they need to learn it WELL!I WILL rub salt too!🖕🤬🖕😘
Living for the #FAFO! When the abysmal orange asshole burns everything to the ground, I’ma be enjoying a frontrow seat@the shit show in RepubliKKKuntville,toasting marshmallows,&sipping/swishing/gargling/drinking/bathing in MAGAt tears!
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I’m salivating for their #FAFO! I’m looking forward to that abysmal orange asshole burning shit to the ground because I will be toasting marshmallows & sipping/swishing/gargling/drinking & bathing in MAGAt tears for the next 4YRS!💧🥂🖕😹🖕🍿🍿🍿
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He does not appear to care for the plight of the average American. This is a person born with money. He's never gone grocery shopping or pumped gas. He's never had to worry about putting food on the table. It make me sad to think how people who are struggling will be harmed by his economic policy.
I do too! I’ll be one of the ones who will be harmed and I’m mad at the news media and those who voted for him because we already knew how he handled his first term and they ignored it.
It’s been reported they’re calling for refunds. The response? There is no recourse. Go to the Arena & watch it on TV or go home. I love this for them. Maybe they’ll “storm” the capital?
Apologies for over reacting. I have no sympathy as well. I volunteer @ a food shelf @ the church we attend. A “volunteer” who is very pious that doesn’t attend the church showed up in a red “Jesus is my Savior, Trump is my President” hat the week of & after the election. In a church.
That’s ok. They spend their money on flights/gas and support DC, which they despise as too liberal, by booking hotel rooms and eating out so they have less $$ to spend buying trump grifty garbage.
Man determined to deny climate change and further us down to becoming an Arctic hellscape; moves himself and his oligarch techbros indoors and leaves his minions out to freeze.
He’s old and frail and obviously has no endurance, even for a few degrees of cold. That’s why older New Yorkers, the ones with creaky joints, move to Florida.
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And we all know how much Vice President Tramp likes both lies and crowd sizes.
It’s just to stop the ridicule of pathetic turnout numbers.
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-inauguration-2670880222/
...I imagine those war heroes doing 1000 RPM's in their coffins might cause problems.
2. Not even MLK Jr. wants this to happen on his holiday birthday. Thanks, Mother Nature.
3. You know how stadiums/arenas have product names? So, while it now be:
A) X White House,
B) Meta Congress, and
C) Amazon Supreme Court
The REAL reason is the forecast is for windy conditions and Orange Wonder 2.0 doesn't want to have his trained head ferret flippin' and a floppin' all over tarnation.
flee to the warmth when it gets too cold! 🥶 😂
These were #indigenous Inuit greenlanders. "Owned" by Denmark.
The women are awaiting a decision from the Danish court on the mass sterilisations in the 70s.
Icelanders are proud of hating them.
Be careful. Calling us "they". We are you.
Ok. I looked it up and yes. As of last November. Nielsen incorporates data collected from streaming services.
Greenland,it's green. I like green...green like money, it must have money,noone else should own it but me
Doesn’t help Panama though.
It's moving indoors so that they can hide how embarrassing the low public turnout would be
Trump Inaugural Song
🎵MAGA it’s cold outside
Billionaires this way
MAGA it’s cold outside
Poor go away
MAGA its cold outside
This evening will be hoping they’ll see
Democrats aren’t nice
We’ll take out, put’em ice
MAGA it’s cold outside🎵
He is Very OLD and feeble, so, probably the cold.
Upset MAGA
And he's REALLY worried about out his crowd size.
The Toddler-in-Chief doesn't want news coverage going worldwide of a 'crowd' of 30 red hats. He would be embarrassed by photos of his weave blowing down the street and, if so equipped, a damp, cold diaper would likely be miserable.
He's a snowflake.
Every Canadian premier was invited. Thats never happened before.
He is inviting everyone……to have that crowd.
Mar-a-Lardass
And, the disappointment is just beginning.🤣
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👇Me & MAGAt tears ‘25-’29👇
https://youtu.be/RrJawaRR3A0?si=kxyDef7C2pODMI3A
👇Me & MAGAt Tears ’25-’29👇 https://youtu.be/RrJawaRR3A0?si=RiZBk4dVhyNJQlpK
He will never put you first
He doesn't need your votes anymore
I really feel so bad for them. 🙃
I know you’re taking the high road but they deserve it.
And every single bit deserved. 😀👍
Sigh.
I hear you, the hypocrisy with Trumpers is mind boggling.
Attend MLK celebrations.
Leave your TV on!
Get Trump where it really hurts…his ego.
Truth is, most of his DC crowd of white nationalists and nazi militia are in prison.
The folks doing the invading are, and i'm quoting here, "suckers and losers."
"I was in the pool"!
😄 🤣 😂 😆
Expect no more from the
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