Just got a message from a federal employee who got this insane email and shared a screenshot of it.
"WTF! They can kiss my ass if they think I’m responding."
"WTF! They can kiss my ass if they think I’m responding."
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For sure they'd get a reply from me..........
Not the one they wanted, but a reply nonetheless................
It's transparently just intended to provide an excuse to fire more federal employees (seemingly at random)
Message: "Please reply to this email with approx. 5 bullets of what you accomplished last week and cc your manager.
Please do not send any classified information, links or attachments.
"Deadline is this Monday at 11:59pmEST."
etc..
not telling people to do this or anything, but [email protected] is easy enough to remember.
[email protected]
Oh wait, Karoline Leavitt just said that it's hundreds of billions people. So they should be able to handle it.
2. Stared into the abyss
3. Solved world hunger, told no one
4. Jazzercize
5. Wrestled with my self-loathing
1 - I supported and defended
2 - the Constitution of the United States
3 - against all enemies
4 - foreign
5 -- and domestic. 🇺🇸
2- Stopped late in the evening
3- Made many calls
4- Had many meetings
2. Eat My Lunch
3. Go to the Lavatory
4. On Wednesdays I go Shopping
5. And have butter scones for tea
❤️🤍💙
2. I did not alienate our allies
3. I did not cozy up to any dictators
4. I worked every day and did not play golf
5. I refrained from ketamine induced fantasies with a chain saw
1. You
2. aren’t
3. entitled
4. to
5. know.
I’m dancing and laughing inside
You didn't try kill folks with covid
2) defunded even more scientific research, weakening the US
3) ranted against the Gov. of Maine like a lunatic would
4) advanced Vlad's talking points about the war
5) pushed through unqualified cabinet members to own libs
DJT
Dear Elon,
When did Congress authorize you to do so much as tell me where the bathroom is?
1 You
2 Don't
3 Have
4 Security
5 Clearance
https://bsky.app/profile/tbyrne75.bsky.social/post/3lisjpdp4rc23
1 -- I don't care if Monday's blue
2 -- Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too
3 -- Thursday I don't care about you
4 -- It's Friday, I'm in love
5 -- ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Took her for a drink on Tuesday
We were making love by Wednesday
And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday
We chilled on Sunday
Two, you bait the line.
Three, you slowly spread the net,
And Four, you get the man.
(you get the man)
1. I called Democratic House Rep in my State
2. I called Republican House Rep in my state
3. I watched C-Span to stay update on Senate votes
4. I attended on line activist meetings
5. I called my friends and family to act on the aforementioned points #1 - 4
😉
Tues: ⬆️
Wed : still high on my own supply, I pretended I was ruler of the world
Thu: fought w/ broodmare re: Musky DNA. Refused to acknowledge children.
Fri: cringe posing w/ chainsaw & sunglasses while unable to complete sentence.
1) not respond, and
2) don’t delete it.
2) I cheated
3) I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men
4) I am an accessory to murder 5) I think I can live with it
😄
Anybody can email them and tell what you did.
Attended requisite meetings. Filed requisite reports. Completed requisite trainings. Fulfilled customer’s needs. Other duties as required.
Why not reply with personal private life achievements?
I vacuumed the living room.
Gave the dog a bath.
Gave the cat some treats.
Remembered to tie my robe.
Wore underwear.
2. Advocated against Baby Olivia video
3. Wrote an op-ed about gutting of NIH
4. Expressed outrage over lack of leadership and cowardice
5. Cried for Ukraine.
6. Advocated against book banning.
7. Prepared our children for loss of democracy
Thanks!
And this sender is running the US government?
Geesh.
hacker trying to undermine the state.
2. I played golf.
3. I called zelensky a dictator
4. I had a press conference
5. I played golf.
1. (U) read my hr@OPM email
2. (S)
3. (S)
4. (S)
5. (S)
The supposed genius in chief cannot read the room. Doge may nit know it but they iust solicited tens of millions of responses.
• your mom
• your mom
• your mom
• your mom