the people from twitter are complaining that we aren't funny enough but they are here now too. lets hear your jokes mr funny guys. be the change you want to see
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Most funny hit tweets are done by big accounts on Twitter (content farms or people with sizeable following). They really have no incentive to move from Twitter atm until it fully implodes on itself. But yeah, it maybe that most people are funny irl but not internet funny 🤷🏾♂️
Literally any social media is better than 2024 Twitter. After Elon took over my feed was just constant rage bait and arguments about pointless shit lol
So what if they angry that it’s actually happy here. THEY GET ANGRY ABOUT EVERYTHING
well i haven’t been active here in ten months, but i used to be way too active here. and in my observation it was way too self-conscious about its existence as a New Alternative for Better Posting and ppl treated it like a single community that we all had accountability to
Here I am posting the statue of David’s hog with sunnies and talking about Paul bunyans fat ropes and people are just gonna spout off like that!? RUDE!
I was going to make a game about sailing around an alien world. When someone asked me "what will the ocean be made of" I said, "whatever floats your boat."
Half of Twitter's humor is trying to score spectacular dunks on the idiot of the day. Which is admittedly funny but too much of it and you get a cesspool.
Musk, Bezos, & Gates are trapped on an island. Gates finds a lamp, rubs it. Genie pops out, "Make a wish!" Gates says "I wish I was home." Poof, Gates is gone. Bezos grabs the lamp, makes the same wish and Poof, he's gone. Musk picks up the lamp and says, "I'm lonely, I wish those guys hadn't left."
Unfunny in the absence of creative humor doesn't make it better. But I can respect that people are trying to give it an earnest shot. It's like watching old folks at a home trying in vain to recapture a past that's long gone.
what those people really want is for 2012-13 Weird Twitter to return somewhere, but that ain't happening
that was specifically a product of millennial culture but the millennials are all way too burnt out now to ever have that spirit again. there's a reason it's mostly just dril keeping the flame
They still have a few hours left in the decontamination room before they're released from quarantine. Have been showing them slides of pets to help ease the transition
They’re used to marinating with 75% bot troll farmy accounts and having nothing but inauthentic aggressive interactions.
Might feel cringe to them, but I enjoy actual interactions with people rather than firehosing out my opinions at people who probably aren’t even real lol
Yes. And while there will always be people looking for an opportunity to tear others apart & weaponize therapy speak or progressive ideas to be harmful, there's less of that here.
Less *begging* for someone to ask the wrong thing or be misunderstood so you can cut them off at the neck.
I tweet but it’s generally threads (which Elon seems intent on ruining) & I spend a lot of time carefully crafting them. I’m not funny…
Or at least not intentional funny 😂
I love that I don’t end up having to scroll through a ton of hateful messages and webcam girls to find ppl who want to engage
honestly, kinda cool not having the sites be 700 accounts stealing the same 10 jokes between each other or other ppl while also somehow just turning into a viral clips that you didnt sign up to have in ur feed page.
It's hilarious to me that grown adults are homophobic when there really is nothing to hate about LGBT. It's especially hilarious what they think about trans ppl because it's dumb.
It's also hilarious that they think LGBT is "satanist" even though Satan doesn't exist 😂.
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I'll see myself out.
"How does he smell?"
"Awful."
...I'll get my coat
So what if they angry that it’s actually happy here. THEY GET ANGRY ABOUT EVERYTHING
not intending to be a leading question or whatever, just genuinely curious what your conception of it is.
wait I am?!
So a pick-me lowers it for them
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!
instead I have to go online for laughs
that was specifically a product of millennial culture but the millennials are all way too burnt out now to ever have that spirit again. there's a reason it's mostly just dril keeping the flame
Might feel cringe to them, but I enjoy actual interactions with people rather than firehosing out my opinions at people who probably aren’t even real lol
I just say whatever I want here and it's a relief. Fewer eyes.
Less *begging* for someone to ask the wrong thing or be misunderstood so you can cut them off at the neck.
Or at least not intentional funny 😂
I love that I don’t end up having to scroll through a ton of hateful messages and webcam girls to find ppl who want to engage
People who can extrapolate from partial data.
A stick
they let it soak
Do you think people in Europe and other parts of the world can skilometer?
where's the funny part
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Soul Food 👻
It's also hilarious that they think LGBT is "satanist" even though Satan doesn't exist 😂.
Also I have to be LGBT (aromantic). Felt like saying that.
Yapping over
They had firework to do.