His mojo canister discovered under the floorboards. His suits and old penis enlarger all marvelled by his grandchildren. A slow rendition of Soul Bossa Nova.
*epic thundering orchestral score blaring as the camera slowly pans up a cryogenic freezing capsule. overlapping echoes of different characters saying ‘Austin Powers’ stopping as the cryogenic capsule opens*
It's 1987. Five of Austin Powers' children, previously unknown to him or each other, band together to stop Scott Evil from taking over the world via an electric car company.
One with Liz Hurley, one with Beyoncé one with Heather Graham one with Lotta V**ina (I know baby but it’s Austin Powers) and one with Frau Farbissina. Scott’s evil henchwoman is Number Two’s daughter played by Gwendolyn Christie.
POV: zooming through a hospital, past doctors and nurse, to a new baby care unit. Plinky Soul Bossa Nova plays. A vague silhouette of a beglassed man is reflected in the glass surrounding it.
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I mean they could. It ended with Dr. Evil son being the only one left to be an enemy. While Austin and his brother try to fight back with some new people... Given sounds a lot like Gru... cusse there was a movie somewhat like that.
Yeah, we have those movies dis.. whatever those movie are called
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Austin, offscreen: Oh…behave
Remember that?
I do.
The safest way to describe it was something Austin Powers would comment on and worn by one of his enemies minions
Which made me crave an Austin Powers Flintstones movie
AUSTIN: Yeah, baby.
LOGO REVEAL: Austin Powers: Daddy-O
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Yeah, we have those movies dis.. whatever those movie are called