And America is Chile, Brazil, Colombia, Panama, Mexico, Canada,…, surprised he didn’t rename USA to something in the line of United States of MAGA or United States of Tangerine. Then it would have been Tangerine Gulf
I prefer it in Spanish- Golfo de (whatever, America, Mexico, Mejico) because ‘Golfo’ has a double meaning- it also means arsehole, or good for nothing. Let’s call it ‘El Golfo de Trump’ (Trump the arsehole)
United States of Me. Will work for the person in charge of renaming, and everyone else can think it's a different "me". Also, fits the apparent social dynamic of modern Trumpistan.
I don't know how sensitive it is for Mexico, I don't know much about Mexico. I like burritos and guacamole, mash demm avodacos till they are mushy. Make sure they don't smell musky.
@zachweinersmith.bsky.social this is probably one of the best things you've ever written, and that's terrifying because you have a MASSIVE body of really exceptional work. I was not prepared for this on a Wednesday morning.
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And if an itinerant ship that moves other ships sails through it while picking up stuff, it will be the the Tramp Tug Trawling Tramp Trump!
It is now the Margarita Coast of the Silver Moon 🌙
All words have been replaced with references to America. Only a few of us remember the old tongue.
A patriotism enforcer approaches and asks "Lincoln 4th of July Delaware Columbus Apple Pie?"
He's asking for proof of Prime Citizenship. This is bad.
"Ch-cheese burger." I say.
"Touchdown," he mutters as he finds my instructions. Fortunately, they're designed to look like a replica copy of the constitution, and he can't read.
"Pumpkin spice," he says, waving me forward with a tiny American flag.
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Denali stood, so proud, so tall,
Yet high tech bent to Trump’s loud call.
The Gulf, the peak, both lost their name,
To fuel a fragile ego’s flame.
It should be America America America
USA! USA!
should been called gun of gun
(I would've gone for something a bit less...polite)