Good blog, not the point, but what is the facial hair strategy here. - ThreadSky

davidjroth.bsky.social • 106 days ago

Good blog, not the point, but what is the facial hair strategy here.

Twitter isn’t the voice of the people and Musk’s suggestion it is is little different than Trump’s false claims of a historic mandate. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

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bainard.bsky.social•106 days ago

(TO BARBER): Make me look like a middle reliever for the Nationals.

lemonsky.bsky.social•106 days ago

Single White Female path.

JD Vance, a bland doughy white male grew a beard, became Trump's #2.

Then, Elon Musk, a bland doughy white male grew a beard & hopes to replace Vance (already has?).

Beware, all single Indian women in the DC area, a beady-eyed Afrikaner is likely scoping you out.

teachsf.bsky.social•106 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/teachsf.bsky.social/post/3ldplwe2q6222

mikegianella.bsky.social•106 days ago

Crud Bump’s dad writes so many bangers

hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social•106 days ago

Divorced

geonv.bsky.social•102 days ago

he no longer has enough friends to convince him to spring for beard plugs if he really needs to hide the double chin?
https://ishrs.org/beard-transplant/

dadsdad.bsky.social•106 days ago

It brings me NO joy to report that it’s giving Bob Dylan’s “New Morning” album cover photo…

puppypartypit.bsky.social•106 days ago

shock and awe

fizzvstheworld.bsky.social•106 days ago

Man looks like a midpoint evolution for Jake Paul...

clarbar.bsky.social•106 days ago

Trying to get cred with the neckbeard class?

luxenjoyer.com•106 days ago

I think that’s just how it grows I’ve never seen him rock an actual beard.

hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social•106 days ago

The hair regrowth meds he's probably on (i.e. his gender-affirming care) can lead to a reduction in beard growth.

jellineck.bsky.social•106 days ago

I’m watching Lost with my kids and I’m thinking maybe Elon is too. (Not with his kids of course)

shoopmonster.bsky.social•106 days ago

It's all he can grow

chinajoeflynn.bsky.social•106 days ago

I said it yesterday, but he does the same thing with his jaw that I do when I see myself on the screen in a Zoom meeting, to hide my double chin. But he does it constantly. Insane.

wanderthedesert.bsky.social•106 days ago

Serious American presidents have facial hair.

dailytrix.bsky.social•102 days ago

Step 1: Try to grow a beard.

Step 2: Fail at growing a beard.

hughsheehy.bsky.social•106 days ago

It will look way cooler on Mars

jimlohmar.bsky.social•106 days ago

frat hazing stunt

glitterburrito.bsky.social•106 days ago

Amish 2: Lost In New York

pallmallwalker.bsky.social•106 days ago

If gave him a talk boy he’d leave us alone for a few months

basicssuperhero.bsky.social•106 days ago

Someone must have told him he’s got a weak chin, he’s trying to grow a full beard to compensate, only to discover his facial hair is as patchy as his natural hairline and unfortunately beard hair plugs aren’t a thing.
Yes I will go extremely petty on this paper skinned jackass.

funfella13.bsky.social•106 days ago

could he graft from his pubes

theedingus.bsky.social•106 days ago

beard hair plugs are absolutely a thing

basicssuperhero.bsky.social•106 days ago

Really? Huh, I figured that would be too niche a product to exist. But then I can grow a glorious beard on my own, so I didn't think about it that hard. 😂

spammyjazzhands.bsky.social•106 days ago

It is absolutely to hide his weak chin, neck, and weight gain. That's why neckbeards are popular and he's trying to grow a beard. He can't, it is too patchy and he takes so many drugs, it may not grow in, anyway. He should freebase some Rogaine.

porksoldier.bsky.social•106 days ago

They don't have a strategy for running the most powerful nation on the planet. You think they have one for facial hair?

leotheironrock.bsky.social•106 days ago

cp3oh.bsky.social•106 days ago

One one hand, very apt. On the other hand, how dare you slander #21 by comparing him to Musk?

lindseyboylan.bsky.social•106 days ago

gerrydorsey.bsky.social•102 days ago

The point is steroids do some fucked up shit to your facial hair.

rayanselmo.bsky.social•105 days ago

"Elon's strategy" is an oxymoron. Including regarding facial hair.

nutsling.bsky.social•106 days ago

when his face looks like its been battered and bruised it only makes me want to see round 2

mattkarger.bsky.social•102 days ago

Amish Cyberpunk.

timprice.bsky.social•106 days ago

He’s got that “backup infielder hoping for an injury to get him on the playoff roster” look

twelveyearsold.bsky.social•106 days ago

looks itchy

bogeymanweather.bsky.social•106 days ago

In retrospect, it seems like a huge mistake to take dudes more seriously based on how much money they have when facial hair competence is a much more reliable indicator.

priznat.bsky.social•106 days ago

"scruffy nerf-herder"?

philipmichaels.bsky.social•106 days ago

Sometimes the beard can hide flecks of cocaine for a surprise late night treat.

mcmathketball.bsky.social•106 days ago

i'm so glad i'm not a public figure and just have bad facial hair without being judged about it

sailorwayne.bsky.social•106 days ago

Sometimes oligarch just goes out looking like shit because wherever they land after being high for a week.

sailorwayne.bsky.social•106 days ago

Holy shit is wapo publishing a story criticizing an oligarch? Is that what a donation to the inauguration fund actually buys?

masterofchairs.bsky.social•106 days ago

He's shooting for an original Planet of the Apes look

yeroc.bsky.social•106 days ago

Maybe it’s all the T / gender affirming care he’s received for a good part of his adult life

matthewsolomon.bsky.social•105 days ago

Worked with a guy who had the exact same beard, but he was legally blind so obviously we didn't give him shit

segatape.bsky.social•106 days ago

he looks like a blues guitarist who found jesus

jmcrowell.bsky.social•106 days ago

The strategy is Boering.

garrettbucks.bsky.social•106 days ago

Great question, thanks for asking. He was going for "Lincolnesque" but forgot to specify "Abraham Lincoln, former President of the United States" and not "Lincoln Brewster, Christian Music Artist famed for his 2014 album 'Oxygen: A Worship Album'"

insipidtwaddle.bsky.social•102 days ago

He's doing a very good job of being George Lincoln Rockwell-esque of late. Does that count?

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