If I was a billionaire trying to be anti-woke I’d be more creative than just copying the racism and anti-trans stuff. I’d be like “fuck wokeness, I’m littering” and then I’d take all our copier ink cartridges and throw them in a lake
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I would try to do crazy shit just to see if I could and anytime anyone complained call them woke. legalize cannibalism, mandate chemical castration for Catholic priests. I made them replace all the gravestones in Arlington cemetery with bike racks and the woke mob is after me again, etc
i’d buy exotic animals and release them strange places. lets get invasive platypuses in our rivers. lets get some rhinos in texas. lets fill the great lakes with axolotls
Something tells me that the littering was happening all along regardless of the status of wokeness out there. If you're a billionaire, you're gonna litter, right?
I have no idea why but that scene *destroyed* me as a kid. I had the episode taped and I couldn't see it without rewinding that part two or three times.
yeah yeah, billionaires shouldn't exist as a class and there's no moral way to aquire that much money, but I feel like another aspect to the negative judgement is how fucking dull they are.
You would at least be interesting. I myself would go full supervillain and poison the town's water supply
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You would at least be interesting. I myself would go full supervillain and poison the town's water supply
they can't arrest me because then who will call off the blockade? and afterwards if they tried to prosecute I'd get away with it because I'm rich