I think a funny celebrity to imagine having sex is Sir Paul McCartney because I imagine he has a big doofy grin on his face and says odd British things like “this is pure crackers!” - ThreadSky

brendelbored.bsky.social • 93 days ago

I think a funny celebrity to imagine having sex is Sir Paul McCartney because I imagine he has a big doofy grin on his face and says odd British things like “this is pure crackers!”

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industrialsmoot.bsky.social•93 days ago

100% he refers to breasts as chubbly wubblies.

johndangerquinn.bsky.social•93 days ago

*scouse noises*

wheredafukarwi.bsky.social•93 days ago

Butter me Crumpets!

lemmas.bsky.social•92 days ago

"oh, I'm well chuffed"

kitn.bsky.social•92 days ago

I regret to inform you that the worst most posh British people refer to sex as "rumpy pumpy"

wisewon.bsky.social•93 days ago

"Where is my bumbershoot then?"

itspaulhenry.bsky.social•93 days ago

When he’s done he goes, “That was sound. Gunna have meself a kip.”

thefateofophelia.bsky.social•93 days ago

I have no idea what that means. Sounds nasty

itspaulhenry.bsky.social•93 days ago

“That was good, I’m going to nap now”

thefateofophelia.bsky.social•93 days ago

😂 Thank you!

amberrrrlou.bsky.social•92 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

fairyprincessnia.bsky.social•92 days ago

I hate how much this made me laugh.

recordofthetime.bsky.social•93 days ago

At a certain point he switches to the Little Richard voice

matthewsp.bsky.social•92 days ago

That, plus he’s 82yo 😎

brendelbored.bsky.social•93 days ago

I want to share the greatest headline in news history once again

erocy.world•93 days ago

We used to be a proper country

formergregsamsa.bsky.social•93 days ago

I'd like to add that, even though it wasn't on the front page, The Post--when Ike Turner died--went with the headline: Ike beats Tina to death

coombutt.bsky.social•93 days ago

Beatles coverband named this

coreyastewart.bsky.social•93 days ago

This is the future liberals want.

leonardpierce.bsky.social•93 days ago

Fire the entire Post staff except for whoever writes the headlines

susanlanigan.bsky.social•93 days ago

Good Lord, I did not know this.

susanlanigan.bsky.social•93 days ago

Oh My God https://www.vice.com/en/article/the-beatles-have-been-talking-about-jerking-off-together-since-the-60s/

efinkelnburg.bsky.social•93 days ago

I seem to remember a headline for the same story from a different outlet - might have been online only - that was “Come Together?”

deep-thought.bsky.social•93 days ago

So that's what the clapping sound in the background of "Blackbird" was. 😜

oldmanant.bsky.social•92 days ago

America just comes in upstages decades of British rag press with one headline.

stuckatthisbit.bsky.social•93 days ago

The subheading “come together” was up there as well

derekcarrsopp.bsky.social•93 days ago

Don’t miss “hard days night” in there too

brendelbored.bsky.social•93 days ago

I love that they clearly had a brainstorming session and everyone had a good idea so they just kept stuffing them into it

drmario.bsky.social•92 days ago

The Mersey Beat.

kpodman.bsky.social•93 days ago

Don’t forget this prize-winner

illoumalnati.bsky.social•93 days ago

He's chuffed

dangitkyle.bsky.social•92 days ago

As he puts his finger on your trigger.

billiecassin.bsky.social•93 days ago

I’d still hit it

wetasspword.bsky.social•92 days ago

That's probably confusing to the child

edwardsung.bsky.social•93 days ago

mrbobbles.bsky.social•93 days ago

I think Ken Dodd would be a funny celebrity to imagine having sex - well he’s not funny funny, but he would be funny to watch 🤔. And tickled probably……

smegmaticsmotrich.bsky.social•93 days ago

Making the maxwells silver hammer sound w each thrust

chkcvr.bsky.social•93 days ago

After Sir Paul orgasms, “Result!”

lioness77.bsky.social•92 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

lidibee.bsky.social•93 days ago

so, not ‘pleeeeeeease...love me do’. 🎶

vixygirl58.bsky.social•93 days ago

This is exactly how I envision this

mitla96.bsky.social•93 days ago

He was actually pretty sexy during his bearded Get Back period

goodtimesb.bsky.social•93 days ago

When she ob la di on your ob la da

plasticastro.bsky.social•93 days ago

Polar opposite of John Lennon who was definitely a choker *ahem*

manbrother.bsky.social•93 days ago

sweaty McCartney moaning "Simply... having... a wonderful Dickmas time"

mathletesfoot.bsky.social•93 days ago

pov you just watched him bust

grimmben.bsky.social•93 days ago

Do you think he asks “Why don’t we do it in the road?” every time he wants to have sex?

thefateofophelia.bsky.social•93 days ago

I hope so!😅

stephensz.bsky.social•93 days ago

He did suggest doing it in the road. 🤔

katers1956.bsky.social•92 days ago

Which was just a few years after wanting to hold your hand. How quickly they grow up.

stephensz.bsky.social•92 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

boskod.bsky.social•93 days ago

He's gives a thumbs up when he climaxes.

anniew.bsky.social•93 days ago

A gazillion years ago Mark & Brian (LA djs) played a tape of his wife Linda singing back up (singled out) and it was really bad. They said he could score points by shouting (paraphrasing), "You sing great, your voice is amazing" in bed and it would score points/work.

dandelorean.bsky.social•93 days ago

"Bangers and mashhhhhh?

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