Solidly 60% of everything happening in America is just to keep President grandpa from being sad - ThreadSky

brendelbored.bsky.social • 1 day ago

Solidly 60% of everything happening in America is just to keep President grandpa from being sad

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stephentracey.bsky.social•1 day ago

Fuck no. Read the Dowd Report.

markshore.bsky.social•1 day ago

I always wanted to see the legendary Pete Rose play, and now maybe I'll finally have a chance 🥲

wood-mousse.bsky.social•1 day ago

I think it’s @mtsw.bsky.social who keeps mentioning the median voter who think the president appoints the commissioner of the nfl. Apparently the president is one of those people too

teruh.bsky.social•1 day ago

as a Cincinnatian, I am deeply saddened to report that this is making the worst imaginable people happy

roo79.bsky.social•1 day ago

For raping children?

csapidus.bsky.social•1 day ago

Pete Rose was federally convicted?

tarheelguy.bsky.social•19 hours ago

For tax evasion, I think, but it has nothing to do with why he’s not in the Hall of Fame or on the ineligible list.

miellemarquis.bsky.social•1 day ago

Illegal betting?

braak.bsky.social•1 day ago

Donald Trump absorbing all other authorities into the presidency simply because he does not understand he isn't also the commissioner of baseball and no one will tell him no.

jimlsilver.bsky.social•1 day ago

The only thing he can pardon him for is tax evasion.

thatoldbear.bsky.social•1 day ago

talk about fiddling while Rome burns.

kba26.bsky.social•1 day ago

It just occurred to me, this is all because he heard someone say 'actually, Ichiro has the most career hits in baseball history' and he's furious that it's not a white guy, isn't it

brendelbored.bsky.social•1 day ago

Like we’re going to literally have something called “White Entertainment Television” in the next four years

courtjezter84.bsky.social•1 day ago

I think that’s called Duck Dynasty

nathanarizona.bsky.social•1 day ago

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r32gtst.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ah shit they’re gonna reboot Step by Step

elletwasnalon.bsky.social•1 day ago

It’s all just reruns of Jersey Shore

topogeom.bsky.social•1 day ago

Can’t wait to see the Eric Trump promos where he asks ‘WHO IS READY TO GET W.E.T?’

kakotechnia.bsky.social•1 day ago

Straight Gorilla TV hours

haredurer.bsky.social•1 day ago

That’s just the Yellowstone shows.

metamorphicae.bsky.social•1 day ago

That already exists, it's the Hallmark Channel

cheesecakechik.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nah, that would be the Great American Family Channel, aka the people who left hallmark as they felt it was becoming too political and inclusive of anyone that wasn’t a straight white Christian

tarheelguy.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Yeah, as someone whose GF watches a lot of Hallmark, I think a fair percentage of MAGA would somehow consider it woke.

coachfinstock.bsky.social•1 day ago

They're gonna show Nashville, but only the seasons after Hayden Panitierre found Jesus

drobertsimg.bsky.social•1 day ago

And after she divorced the Ukrainian boxer.

oweraj.bsky.social•1 day ago

My MAGA colleague watches Gunsmoke every morning when he’s “working from home” so I think it’s out there somewhere

nnscott.com•1 day ago

Shocking rebrand for the Gorilla Channel

robertus.bsky.social•1 day ago

Weekly episodes of In Living Color but just the Jim Carrey sketches.

cagirlinsf.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nah those sketches aren’t all-white lol. What you need is SNL sketches that are all white. There are probably thousands to choose from. 😜

jzweiss.me•1 day ago

Fox Nation.

mcsadler.bsky.social•1 day ago

I thought that was Fox News?

wellactuallyno.bsky.social•1 day ago

I want my wet tv

mike.puterbaugh.net•1 day ago

The last cable TV channel to launch before the entire industry shuts off

historiken.bsky.social•1 day ago

they gonna stack the veterans committee too?

dogsdadbod.bsky.social•1 day ago

Does Trump think he can pardon Rose for something MLB decided? Does he even know that Rose was federally convicted for tax evasion? What does he think he's accomplishing?