As an introvert this is what I feel like having to ask the guy at the grocery store meat counter for a pound of chicken thighs - ThreadSky

brendelbored.bsky.social • 6 days ago

As an introvert this is what I feel like having to ask the guy at the grocery store meat counter for a pound of chicken thighs

Reposted from Razzball

lol

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chlommunism.bsky.social•6 days ago

my friend was standing at the meat counter waiting for the butcher to walk over and after like ten minutes a woman finally came over and stared at her and she was like "can I get some roast beef" and the woman was like "is it life or death" so fear validated

smoothbrick.bsky.social•6 days ago

Not sure if I've agreed with anything more in my life.

paulegriffithjr.bsky.social•6 days ago

When the gas pump says “see clerk for receipt”.

bearpondboy.bsky.social•6 days ago

Same

velourshirt.bsky.social•6 days ago

ummagummibear.bsky.social•6 days ago

How much is the "meat service", and what exactly is included?

alienkinkvr.bsky.social•6 days ago

What it feels like to have to make a return

onyellowpaper.bsky.social•6 days ago

To a Kohl's you didn't know existed.

musaraisara.bsky.social•6 days ago

you feel horny?

puntspeedchunk1988.bsky.social•6 days ago

Ok so when they stand in a doorway naked it's art, but when I do it I'm "weird" and "arrested"... Make it make sense.

greenbecomesher.bsky.social•6 days ago

Be honest, which way are you going to face going through? I can’t decide.

badhorse.bsky.social•6 days ago

One way going in, the other way going out. Gotta get the full experience.

phalaenopsis-pyxis.bsky.social•6 days ago

I like the thought, but if you really want to get the full experience, you gotta do it twice so you can go left to right and right to left on both models.
It's a common mistake, friend. I don't want others to miss anything.

greenbecomesher.bsky.social•6 days ago

I’ll do it in the spirit of Art!

brendelbored.bsky.social•6 days ago

It doesn’t help that he’s nude when I ask him

sixregrets.uhoh-boom.com•6 days ago

got an idea for your shitty business thread

fortunasaga.com•6 days ago

It doesn't hurt either

brendelbored.bsky.social•6 days ago

Wait this isn’t a grocery store at all…

smoothbrick.bsky.social•6 days ago

Those aren't pillows

matgopack.bsky.social•6 days ago

That must be why they only have sausages at the meat counter

kba26.bsky.social•6 days ago

If they have eggs, don't ask questions

greenjoel.bsky.social•6 days ago

Chicken?? thighs? what were you really asking for?

fenlemon.bsky.social•6 days ago

Thanks for the chuckle.

thomasav.bsky.social•6 days ago

danwoody.bsky.social•6 days ago

Ballsy choice on the meat counter

heatherk.bsky.social•6 days ago

What store is this? 😉

piri.bsky.social•6 days ago

Is this exhibit staged by Kanye

alanrichardson.bsky.social•6 days ago

Oh, Christ—there’s that moment at checkout when the cashier says “would you like your meat wrapped?” And you want to sink into the floor.

dreamsarefreemf.bsky.social•6 days ago

People would not believe the level of planning I just did to go buy a frozen pizza at the gas station just now

gelabil.bsky.social•6 days ago

@patodeborracha.bsky.social concorda?

patodeborracha.bsky.social•6 days ago

100% isso aí

sonofcoul.bsky.social•6 days ago

bbc news huh

juliekaufman.bsky.social•6 days ago

The real question is are they keeping track of how many people turn in each direction and their demographics

lionthroat.bsky.social•6 days ago

now those would be some fascinatingly weird stats

razzball.bsky.social•6 days ago

Lmao

zugernat.bsky.social•6 days ago

Yes

scottadolan.bsky.social•6 days ago

Oh man same

signaltype.bsky.social•6 days ago

I actually went to the Abramović show at MoMA a few years back and squeezed between the nude models and they weren't nearly this hot I would like to speak to the manager

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