this is the correct response and i only get here every single time over my entire life after like 35 minutes of “they can’t really be this amped, can they? this can’t be earnest, can it?”
i can’t imagine caring about how anyone else tops a burger or a hot dog or what kind of pizza you prefer or if you think franzia is fine or you like goldschläger or what the fuck ever.
Yeah, at worst I'm sometimes a little baffled by some of the things that people like, but then I just shrug it off because it doesn't affect me in any way.
I always loved the little blurb on the box that said something like ‘some people think wine has to be aged to be good, but here at Franzia our wine is as fresh and fruity as the day it was made’
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Also I suddenly lost my desire to have a hot dog. Ketchup or no.