But do we believe it? Is it even real or is it AI? Was the test even done as any of us would have to do? And did the tester agree for her name to be plastered far and wide?
Kinda say I’m really sorry for Jennifer Taylor. If she is real, of course. Because he has exposed her on the internet, and I’m betting without her approval?
Hahaha. No wonder he's been so quiet. Hidden away, drinking 5 gallons of water a day and god knows what else for the last two weeks or so. He's probably been in restraints.
So he was sober when he gutted the civil service, publicly tried to buy an election, threw the Nazi salute, backed the AfT, publicly advocated eugenics, challenged Zuck to a cage fight, participated in a public manbaby slapfight with DJT, and named his kid that?
"The average elimination time for ketamine in a healthy adult is about 10 to 12.5 hours after administration."
Blood test results don't prove anything. (Former Drug Court therapist)
Pretty sure you can buy any result you want with his kind of money, and that is one test. Let's see him one every week, w/o him choosing the doctor and under supervision.
The "collected" and "received" dates invalidate this test. When I was randomly tested at my safety sensitive supervisory job, you went straight from the restroom to a monitor in the room who checked the temperature and had me sign a received by document. This is fake.
I say we just try to convince Elon that a bunch of us thought it was really cool that he was doing a bunch of drugs but now we think he's less cool for not doing drugs.
Huh - where is the CMS /CLIA license info on this report? All labs that test human samples have to be licensed via CLIA and that license info (#) has to appear on all patient reports. This seems…sus.
Also meaningless, since procuring clean urine isn't hard even for broke-ass people. And did they really keep piss around for a couple days before testing it? Doesn't sound like a "fast lab".
Hate to say it, but a lot of these drugs flush out of the system within days. He very well could've went straight for a week or so. Probably knew he was going to test, so he cleaned up.🤷♀️
Just want to point out that you don't even need somebody else's pee, or any pee at all. Only need Word or Excel, or similar, to make an official looking document. Then take a screenshot and post on X with an LOL.
If I were him I’d run with the ketamine accusations after seeing the videos where he’s just rooooolllllllingggg, because otherwise what the hell was he doing?
After he’s been visibly intoxicated in public (repeatedly), his investors and board members have expressed concern, and he’s admitted to the continuing drug use? He’s dumber than I thought.
NOT only does that "appear" to be a total & complete fabrication of results — based upon this data, we can establish that he's also INSANE... For us to believe that Mr. Musk would require the services of a reputable drug testing facility.
*Preferably, a testing facility that he canNOT BUY!-ONE.💯🤔
Compare the levels on this to typical acceptable levels for drug tests and you'll notice some interesting discrepancies. Amphetamines in particular popped out to me.
"screen limits" is what I'm referring to. Literally double what's standard for some of these drugs, so the piss could actually be his and he still wouldn't be flagged for this reason.
I demand that Jennifer Taylor "Describe just one thing, anything at all (scars, tattoos, ...) that isn't known by the public" about his penis, or I won't believe it.
Really, who cares if he is on drugs? If he had a positive test, would he be excluded from DOGE? Or trying to buy elections? Or tapping into our “private” information for God knows what ends? He’s not like the rest of us who can be fired for a positive test, right? Legacy of Roger Stone—deny, deny!
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Does he not know that's worse?
Blood test results don't prove anything. (Former Drug Court therapist)
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Nice try Leon.
A negative urine drug test, wow. Not like there’s multiple ways he could have produced this that don’t include not being a drug addict.
If they didn't witness him peeing in the cup, I don't believe it.
Plus, many drugs are eliminated from the body within hours of ingestion.
Without hair follicle tests, these results are pretty much worthless.
The former WH physician?
And why?
How much would a clean drug test cost the richest person in the world?
Please go back to X!
This is a peaceful, well meaning platform. That adults are on.
Obviously Musk believes that the entire world is stupid.
At first glance - even MAGA knew he was scamming with his drug screen.
Does anyone trust anything musk says?
His creatinine is 47.16?
And it says normal??
Just checked my last CMP. My creatinine is 1.12.
Holy crap
At least he can afford new kidneys
if people are confused, and I would be too, creatine is different than creatinine. I’ve been using 5mg creatine for over 10 years and never got 47 lol
He probably used Xæbunchofnumbers' piss
This will not help boost Tesla stock.
*Preferably, a testing facility that he canNOT BUY!-ONE.💯🤔