Been having a debate in my own head about which implication here is more fucking stupid:
A) Every fentanyl pill that enters the U.S. kills five people, or
B) If unchecked, fentanyl would kill every living person in America in less than one year
It's close, but I think it's A).
A) Every fentanyl pill that enters the U.S. kills five people, or
B) If unchecked, fentanyl would kill every living person in America in less than one year
It's close, but I think it's A).
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Pretty sure National Archives should be archiving all posts by department heads, with no ability to modify or remove once posted.
But then, there's AI so I guess we're ok.
https://www.nih.gov/news-events/news-releases/over-115-million-pills-containing-illicit-fentanyl-seized-law-enforcement-2023
- Fascist Barbie
Times four.
Anyone who's cut a pill in half has to marvel at the idea that addicts -- famously known for their studious commitment to sharing drugs evenly -- all cut each pill into fifths before they each OD on their own pill crumblet.
Maybe border control agents are too?
So I was implying that border control agents are just also cops, so saying "cops -and- border control agents" was redundant.
https://bsky.app/profile/themckenziest.gay/post/3lnxvujof4c2p
Which is a lot more rational than the position that a single pill kills 5 people.
https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3lo27p7wrls2d
Sounds like the Biden administration was doing an awesome job.
(btw..how many of the seized pills this year came from Canada? spoiler: none)
Never rely on a lawyer’s math for anything.
https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3lo27p7wrls2d
I believe that it numbers in the billions. Seriously.
Because that’s more than the total population.
Wish I was joking.
Informal policy of paramedics in at least one city is "save 'em if they're young"
Better to let the more experienced users get what they want, a slow painless way out. 🙏
We only have about two months until we’re all gone.
IDFK man, this is beyond my pay grade...