man they really, really wanted mahomes and lamar to eat the football cake. two tries with the sports' two megastars. these guys are happy to eat a leg off a thanksgiving turkey that for all they know has been sitting in the trunk of a toyota avalon for six hours and they were like NO. STOP ASKING ME - ThreadSky

jonbois.bsky.social • 184 days ago

man they really, really wanted mahomes and lamar to eat the football cake. two tries with the sports' two megastars. these guys are happy to eat a leg off a thanksgiving turkey that for all they know has been sitting in the trunk of a toyota avalon for six hours and they were like NO. STOP ASKING ME

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kmerrittbottom.bsky.social•184 days ago

They knew John wasn't gonna poison them. Turducken! That "cake" looked... inedible.

dylanger.info•183 days ago

She opened the football and it took me several seconds to realize it wasn't full of congealed blood

gordon9.bsky.social•184 days ago

John Madden is probably the most trustworthy American of all-time

kmerrittbottom.bsky.social•184 days ago

Him or Cronkite. Nowadays? Hell, I don't trust *myself* half the time!

gordon9.bsky.social•184 days ago

Did Walter Cronkite ever do ads for Ace Hardware, a store with the literal hook of "trust these helpful people"? I think not.

kmerrittbottom.bsky.social•184 days ago

No, Walter was busy putting men on the Moon.

queequegtheater.bsky.social•183 days ago

Ah yes, the supposed "moon". Okay, sheep. /s

gordon9.bsky.social•183 days ago

When have I ever needed to go to the moon? However, when have I needed to get a very specific kind of tool and didn't know where to ask someone?

orhccyweq.bsky.social•182 days ago

Google Play search for E-Play free music software

susanm-l.bsky.social•184 days ago

Trying to get Derrick Henry who famously has a quarter million dollar a year diet and exercise regime to eat refined sugar on national tv

onlyvvheels.bsky.social•184 days ago

that Netflix shit felt a little tryhard. we're Netflix! the sports game is on Netflix! we can handle live events just fine. want a Netflix robe? Mahomes you're a fat fuck here's a goddamn cake

95sports.bsky.social•184 days ago

The thing is, they had no issue putting the jackets on. Mahones and Kelce even made a bit of it back in the locker room.

But the cake - yeah, it was a bit much

onlyvvheels.bsky.social•184 days ago

yeah. multiple gifts were not required.

lickmeimacid.bsky.social•183 days ago

since it’s Christmas why didn’t they do milk and cookies instead of cake? makes no sense and I bet they would have eaten a cookie or two

donferrari.bsky.social•184 days ago

Just a bunch of red velvet haters. Kelce proved he's the true successor to the Madden legacy.

hennythingpossible.bsky.social•184 days ago

Jon, how do you feel about new Kristen Stewart movie basically copying 17776?

jkv1979.bsky.social•181 days ago

There’s a new Kristen Stewart movie?

gaslady210471.bsky.social•184 days ago

As for those jackets! Made from the same stuff they made the boots of in Kinky Boots..?!🙄😂

kozufox.bsky.social•184 days ago

They made the right call, that shit looked nasty.

falcontg.bsky.social•183 days ago

I'm drifting in and out of sleep and seeing parts of this tweet made me imagine a world where there's a non-zero chance that any football is made of cake, so before a kick-off someone has to lie down on the grass and gently bite the football to see if it's cake.

falcontg.bsky.social•183 days ago

Because kicking a cake would not be a great time for anyone