If you spend more than two hours in any Waffle House, you run the real risk of being permanently stuck to the seat. - ThreadSky

shade5.bsky.social • 11 days ago

If you spend more than two hours in any Waffle House, you run the real risk of being permanently stuck to the seat.

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qwertying.bsky.social•11 days ago

You can check in but ya never checking out.

—Roaches Rules.

shade5.bsky.social•11 days ago

😂😂

jazzrat2000.bsky.social•10 days ago

This is my dream

p3nny.bsky.social•10 days ago

And that’s a bad thing?

shade5.bsky.social•10 days ago

I mean it depends on your calendar I guess

p3nny.bsky.social•10 days ago

If you’re stuck to the Waffle House booth, your calendar is no longer relevant. Forget the calendar.

The only things that matter are the waffles, the bacon, and how much coffee you can drink before you need to pee.

Eventually the insulin. But, whatever.

inuewindwalker.bsky.social•10 days ago

Oh my God I have a Memphis waffle house story
So this one is next to a hotel
That's ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE BIGGEST STRIP CLUB IN TOWN
Right
So, I'm at the hotel
Like
2013
I had family visit
I get hungy
I go next door
Ass
Ass n titties everywhere while dude has a rubber knife trying to Rob them

inuewindwalker.bsky.social•10 days ago

Mind you the kitchen is pulling off their aprons and the cook gave his gun to one of the cashiers
XD
He told told him
He told him next time he better come with some real shit b4 I see that man get His Ass Beat
Just
No mercy
Then they went back to cooking lmao
Best waffle and coffee I ever had

inuewindwalker.bsky.social•10 days ago

Or maybe 2012
Lmao i was hungyyyy and it was like 3am?
The dude had some stockings on his face but what made it funny was how well oiled the throw down combos were
Lol I like to think Waffle House has a secret fight club under their buildings